Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Wrong! Why? I’ll tell you why. It’s called childbearing hips.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A lot of people marry somebody because their hot and like having sex with them. I married you for a million and one reasons; the one reason was because you’re hot and I like having sex with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Baby! Buy it. Buy two of them if you want. Look at this. I know, right? Can we have sex now or what? Let’s…. uh huh.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love what you do for me, Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Alien woman! Stay away from me. Alien woman! Let me be. Just fucking kidding. Supplex!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will probably die from being smothered by your giant butt someday when I am least expecting it. I will just get devoured. What are you gonna do? That’s life when you are married to a super booty alien woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will never appeal your sex appeal my love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have to get what is in here out. I have to.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yup! Time for suplex!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This is Charlie Kirk, a good dude who didn’t deserve to be assassinate, sad sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Let’s replicate.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You cumming is good and all but it’s all internal in you. You squirting is great because the damn breaks and boom goes the dynamite. Ya know? Yup.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Deep State” booty call!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“There is no such thing as toxically feral as long as we have sexy business time.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Not necessary. I have a lifetime of romantic love and lust inside if me to give to you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Stress relief comes in many forms. Go touch grass. Go touch your ass. You know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“How in the world is saying I got a pretty dick a compliment? I don’t care if you are sucking it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“15ish minutes later……” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Let’s connect through sex at 4ish. Yes or hell yes?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 97 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-97-by-malia-may-johnson/
