Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“I married the woman I wanted, and I wouldn’t be living the high life, my best life, with our big family and your big sexy ass without you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Foreplay is great until you have kids. Then it’s more like two play until you have some time alone like an out of town in town vacation. Then it’s on like Donkey Kong!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I would never hurt the woman God sent to love me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Dreaming about you with your gigantabutt is a nightmare.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Oh! A rowdy howdy. Okay!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“#capableofintensepassion” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you nonverbally saying somethin or you just cold?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yeah. Come on in. I’ll snuggle your hind parts.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Wait for it. Wait for it. Still wait for it. No. Be patient. Wait for it. And wait for it. And…… Go!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Kisses on mass en route.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Listen here pretty thing and your butt…..” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your vagina is multiuse. Sex. Babies. Peeing. Sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Whole lot of butt! She got a whole lot of butt!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You pissed me off. Now you’re only getting marital missionary, and I am not going to be good at all. I’ll probably fart on you too.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“God just sent you though the Big Bootynator before you got here to this world. That’s all.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Welp, I guess that does it. Or…. YOU’RE GETTING TOSSED!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
I got it bad. Got it bad. So bad. I’m hot for temporary teacher.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 110 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-110-by-malia-may-johnson/
