Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I married the woman I wanted, and I wouldn’t be living the high life, my best life, with our big family and your big sexy ass without you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Foreplay is…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Did I sprain your vagina? What?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am jostling. Leave me alone while I don’t leave you alone. Okay?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Ah yes, it’s that time of…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “There is no upgrade to you Malia. You are truly an incredible fuckin woman baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The more I love you, the more sex you want. What a great a…
Malia May Johnson and MJ Sexy Hot Quotes To Each Other Compilation: “How do you not recognize that I am eyeing you like you are an ice cream sundae on a hot suer day? The f Johnson?” Malia May Johnson “It is Black history month. If you don’t bang me you’re racist? Remember who used to place the race card…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your butt is my spirit animal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Too late! Bootypalooza!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You give live a good name.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Yeah. Mexican non-Mexican torta…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your ass is growing out of control. It’s bootier than ever. It’s not a bad thing. What?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Listen to this fancy but nasty word for sexy business…. undulating.” Michael “MJ…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You’re right. I am loaded the f@ck up! I am going to get your underies and your ovaries pregnant!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Pregnant! You! Right there! Mother f@ckin pregnant…..And you love it!” Michael…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby! I was practicing football. It’s called a tush push. Look it up after I’m done with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let that sink in.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Progeny, massagyny, your…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “El grande jizzo because el grande bootyo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Grape Jelly. Petroleum jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Jam is not jelly, but if jelly is vagina, then you…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The moral/take away from The Sound of Music is that unicorn epic as hell women that you can build a family and a life with do exist, and if you are lucky enough to find…