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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 59 by Malia May Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Every kiss begins with Malia May.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s a stress free, philosophy, Hakuna Matitty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Fuck it! I got 10 minutes. I’m breaking that water! Get them…

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Malia: Would you love me if I looked like this……. MJ: Would you be a full on zombie or would you look like that but still be you on the inside? Malia: I would look like that on the outside but still be me on the inside. MJ: I would still love you, but it would be interesting though. Malia:…

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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 58 by Malia May Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Dick napper!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I told you we were alone, would you want to bone?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your milkers are fucking huge! Preggo titties are great!” Michael “MJ…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 71 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 71 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Allickagely.” Malia May Johnson “Did it happen again? Did your balls fill up with cum again and you need me to help you get it out?” Malia May Johnson “Pair bonding is powerful stuff huh?” Malia May Johnson “Adjacent? My hubby is too smart and…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You should take a sexual health day today.” Malia May Johnson “Ohhh. Baby! That was so 30 days ago. Okay, upstairs we go for blow job then.” Malia May Johnson “This is the way you bang my box, bang my box. This is the way…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “To keep it classy, kiss me first, then bust your nut.” Malia May Johnson “This is my coochie bone. I present it to you for the fuckin.” Malia May Johnson “If you see something sexy, say something sexy. K?” Malia May Johnson “Big booty bitches…

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