My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 89 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Thank you WWE for teaching my husband wrestling sex moves that he uses on me.” Malia May Johnson “Awww! You are not not my favorite person.” Malia May Johnson “Kissing is fun. And kissing is fun. And kissing is fun. Sorry. I’m delusional right now.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Jenna Lombardi Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “My goal between now and the end of 2024, is to downgrade my house and upgrade my man.” Jenna Lombardi “When I do it it is.” Jenna Lombardi “If you are offended by everything, be prepared to be avoided by everyone.” Jenna Lombardi…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Booty booty booty. Choppin everywhere. Choppin everywhere.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you and you’re about to get penetrated. Ok?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “O. O. O. O. The one and only…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Rihanna Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Point 1. Mothers became mothers by having sex. Point 2. Being a mother is sexy. Point 3. Ain’t nothing at all wrong with making a baby bump sexy. Point 4. There don’t need to be no more points. Biology is biology and biology is…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 223 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Everyone who is great has a dream. Martin Luther King. All of them. My dreams are to Make America Great Again, and I want to Make Mars Great from the beginning. Both worthy goals I think.” Elon Musk “Life can’t just be about solving…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Did you say try for pregnancy or genetic legacy? You wanting DNA baby maker sauce?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go. I wanna be sexificated. Nothing to do, nowhere to go. I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 222 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Are you saying I did it all to impress her? Well, maybe a little bit.” Elon Musk “Remember when you said the best catch of all time was when Jackie Kennedy caught JFK’s brain matter on the trunk after he got shot? Well, well,…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 88 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Boom boom pune pune?” Malia May Johnson “If you can rub and grab on me when we’re playing basketball, then I can do it to you too. Fair is fair baby! So there!” Malia May Johnson “Mr. Weiner, go play together with Mrs. Va Jay…