Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “A 1.5 earthquake just happened. I almost died. It would have killed 10 normal men. Just kidding. I love you to death baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let’s handle that and then handle…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Wrong! Why? I’ll tell you why. It’s called childbearing hips.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A lot of people marry somebody because their hot and like having sex with them. I married you for a…