Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby! I was practicing football. It’s called a tush push. Look it up after I’m done with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let that sink in.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Progeny, massagyny, your…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “El grande jizzo because el grande bootyo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Grape Jelly. Petroleum jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Jam is not jelly, but if jelly is vagina, then you…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The moral/take away from The Sound of Music is that unicorn epic as hell women that you can build a family and a life with do exist, and if you are lucky enough to find…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 121 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Strike first! Strike wet! No mercery! Hi-ya! Take that! Kiai mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “Whoop! Whoop! Well twist me up for two minute tiger quickie action then.” Malia May Johnson “Strike hard, strike fast. Booty Kai!” Malia May Johnson “Yeah. I admit it. You…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you aren’t an Alien, you’re damn sure a Bootypotamus.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “We will sex game it. Love you Mega Booty Pretty Titties Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would even…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 120 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hey! I can quickie with the best of’em Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson “To fill up my love cup, because I would like that very much.” Malia May Johnson “#ilovethroathuggingyou” Malia May Johnson “But it did end a bout of euphoria doh.” Malia May…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 119 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I wouldn’t want you to be touch starved.” Malia May Johnson “Oh! Are you bringing back the “No blow, no go” policy? I’m in if you are. Because awesome wifing is what I do.” Malia May Johnson “I actually have heard that studies suggest sperm…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3 things you are…… Alien. Nubian. Bootyian.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Studies suggest sperm is a natural antidepressant for women. I am saying that because I want to sperm you, but it is also…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 118 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You holding me after sex, during sex sort of, after sex, at night, or just whenever is viscerally the most satisfying experiences of my life, minus of course family/experiences with our kiddos.” Malia May Johnson “Reach around. Stroke you. Glaze you. What else?” Malia May…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can be quick and quiet, but full on no rules get it on sexy passion romance business is my favorite you know, doin it kind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “She gots an hourglass…