MJ: It is very interesting working on this anti digital domestic violence project.
Malia: Are you learning how to not hit me anymore?
MJ: What? I have never hit you!
Malia: Yes huh!
MJ: Name one time, and it better not be when I was learning how to walk again in the hospital and fell on you.
Malia: You hit me with kisses, and hugs, and love tackles, and licks, and sucks, and your dick, and stuffed animals, and more stuff too!
MJ: It’s all in self defense!
Malia: Self defense against little ole me?
MJ: Self-defense against your Destructopuss!
Malia: What?????????????????
MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOBWxX3CeIg
Malia: I thought you were going to say self defense against my alien ways or my big butt weapon. I love you so much Michael David Johnson!
MJ: The only answer is DEI
Malia: Diversity Equity Inclusion?
MJ: Dick Energy Inclusion
Malia: Baby, have you ever thought about not tackling me, and suplexing me, and bear hugging me?
MJ: No
Malia: Good! You promise?
MJ: I swear! I promise! I everything!
Malia: I have another room done. “The Pillows Room” is done. Come and check it out this afternoon for an afternooner Kung Fu Dick The Terrible. If you want to/have time. FYI…. I am good with a quickie if that’s all the time you have. I know you’re busy. XOXO;)
Malia: Oh, and……
MJ: A sandwich? Thank you in advance, I guess?
Malia: In the “Kung Fu Dick vs Destructopuss” song he says- “After Kung Fu Dick brought Destructopuss to her knees, he went and had himself a nice ham and cheese”. So, I made you a sandwich. We didn’t have ham, so I made you a turkey sandwich instead. I love you.
MJ: You and my mom are the most ultra prepared people on the planet. I love you too.
Malia: Who do you think I learned it from. Me and your mom are besties.
MJ: I’m not sure why, but for some reason that scares me.
Malia: Hey! Your mom approved of me, which is one of the top reasons you said you wanted to marry me. You married a woman who is a lot like your mom. You should be happy that the women in your life love you so much.
MJ: I am. I was kidding (mostly). I love you Destructopuss/Final Boss SAHM/Proverbs 31 woman (likely an alien)!
Malia: The main reason I am so in love/obsessed/lustful/infatuated with you, is I know you are my other half. I am not just saying that. You truly get me and love the real me. The way you look at me cannot be faked. I can’t wait to be lust bombed by “Kung Fu Dick The Terrible”!
MJ: Remember this: https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-mj-the-terrible-naughty-karate/
MJ: That was Naughty Karate. This is Naughty Kung Fu. Not sure the difference, but I am sure it will be fun. I love you babe. I’ll text you when I know a sex time range.
Malia: K
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