Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your butt is my spirit animal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Too late! Bootypalooza!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You give live a good name.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Yeah. Mexican non-Mexican torta…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your ass is growing out of control. It’s bootier than ever. It’s not a bad thing. What?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Listen to this fancy but nasty word for sexy business…. undulating.” Michael “MJ…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You’re right. I am loaded the f@ck up! I am going to get your underies and your ovaries pregnant!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Pregnant! You! Right there! Mother f@ckin pregnant…..And you love it!” Michael…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby! I was practicing football. It’s called a tush push. Look it up after I’m done with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let that sink in.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Progeny, massagyny, your…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “El grande jizzo because el grande bootyo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Grape Jelly. Petroleum jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Jam is not jelly, but if jelly is vagina, then you…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The moral/take away from The Sound of Music is that unicorn epic as hell women that you can build a family and a life with do exist, and if you are lucky enough to find…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you aren’t an Alien, you’re damn sure a Bootypotamus.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “We will sex game it. Love you Mega Booty Pretty Titties Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would even…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3 things you are…… Alien. Nubian. Bootyian.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Studies suggest sperm is a natural antidepressant for women. I am saying that because I want to sperm you, but it is also…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can be quick and quiet, but full on no rules get it on sexy passion romance business is my favorite you know, doin it kind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “She gots an hourglass…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “A 1.5 earthquake just happened. I almost died. It would have killed 10 normal men. Just kidding. I love you to death baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let’s handle that and then handle…