Malia: Do you know how you treat me? MJ: Uh oh. Malia: Not “Uh oh” MJ: I was thinking good overall, but sometimes I have to work a lot. Malia: So good or bad? MJ: Good? Malia: Wrong! MJ: Bad? Malia: Wrong! MJ: In the middle? Malia: Wrong! The answer is great! You treat me great! Why do you treat…
It can be hard for the haters and the entrepreneurs/dreamers/doers to understand each other, so I thought it might be a good idea to help translate….. This time it’s different. = This time is not different. They are only trying to tell you what you want to hear. I promise I will change! = They will not change. They are…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 187 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If the reason for the treason is petty, you don’t deserve loyalty and forgiveness.” Saggie Maggie “Be on the lookout for attention arguers. If you notice someone is arguing to prevent progress and get attention, that is your red flag from the universe to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Every kiss begins with Malia May.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s a stress free, philosophy, Hakuna Matitty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Fuck it! I got 10 minutes. I’m breaking that water! Get them…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 186 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I’ll go with you are the only man I know who is qualified to be the cyber villain or cyber 007 in real life version of a James Bond movie.” Former President Barack Obama “Finally! Fucking finally! Now get out of the way and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 185 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Success gets attention, good and bad. If you gonna be successful, you need a good lawyer. If you are successful, you need a good lawyer.” Kanye West “I am a pragmatic truther. I just can’t do this clown world insanity. I hope the truth…
MJ: Today has been so weird. Not necessarily good or bad. Just weird. I am waiting on some data to come in. I probably have 30 to 45 minutes to text if you are available my love. Malia: I feel preggo scatterbrained. Can we text weird random stuff and not judge each other for our rando texts? MJ: Sure. I’ll…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 184 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If the horse doesn’t get the carrot, the horse doesn’t horse.” Elon Musk “Did you say pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or did you say pot and gold at the end of the rainbow? Pot and gold would be better.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Dick napper!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I told you we were alone, would you want to bone?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your milkers are fucking huge! Preggo titties are great!” Michael “MJ…
Malia: Our kids and you are such Americans! MJ: Well, yeah. But you mean it in a bad way in this instance I’m guessing. Why? Malia: I’m a South African girl from Cape Town. MJ: Uh oh. Baby is stewing about the fam not digging the big dinner momma made. Malia: Everybody hated it!!! I worked so hard on it.…