Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your butt is my spirit animal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Too late! Bootypalooza!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You give live a good name.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Yeah. Mexican non-Mexican torta…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 301 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Is the sky the limit, or is the sky falling?” President Donald Trump “So, in conclusion, shut up and let me cook.” Retired Former General Wesley Clark “How can you count on anyone or anything without proof and/or oversight? You can’t.” Retired Former General…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 300 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No Grandpa. It’s a two arm chair.” Caroline Grace Johnson “Dad. I’m tough and cool. Ma, where is my Avengers blanket? It’s cold!” Cash Michael Johnson “Yesterday was spooky Friday the 13th. Today is love everywhere Happy Valentine’s Day.” Cash Michael Johnson “Financial…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your ass is growing out of control. It’s bootier than ever. It’s not a bad thing. What?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Listen to this fancy but nasty word for sexy business…. undulating.” Michael “MJ…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You’re right. I am loaded the f@ck up! I am going to get your underies and your ovaries pregnant!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Pregnant! You! Right there! Mother f@ckin pregnant…..And you love it!” Michael…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 296 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I turned the chip on my shoulder into a chip that operates computers. Positive energy, always!” Jensen Huang “I don’t speak lazy. I speak hard work. I speak productivity. I speak creativity. I speak collaboration. I don’t speak lazy.” Jensen Huang “I don’t care…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 295 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Yes, it is always important to “lear” something new every day.” Vice President JD Vance “Intelligent people understand “not all”. That said, exceptions to the rule do not change the fact that the rule covers the majority of cases/situations.” Vice President JD Vance “You…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby! I was practicing football. It’s called a tush push. Look it up after I’m done with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let that sink in.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Progeny, massagyny, your…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 294 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I own black gold mostly, but yeah, I own gold too. Hard assets that you can see, and touch, and feel, are the assets you want to own in my opinion.” Ray Lee Hunt “I am a gold and silver bug. I am a…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “El grande jizzo because el grande bootyo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Grape Jelly. Petroleum jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Jam is not jelly, but if jelly is vagina, then you…