My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 309 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Weakness invites aggression. Strength deters it.” Secretary of State Marco Rubio “If we don’t try to explore space, we will never become a space-faring civilization.” Elon Musk “Space, the final frontier? Maybe. Maybe not.” Elon Musk “X is vital to the national debate. X might…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I married the woman I wanted, and I wouldn’t be living the high life, my best life, with our big family and your big sexy ass without you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Foreplay is…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Did I sprain your vagina? What?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am jostling. Leave me alone while I don’t leave you alone. Okay?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Ah yes, it’s that time of…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “There is no upgrade to you Malia. You are truly an incredible fuckin woman baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The more I love you, the more sex you want. What a great a…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 306 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Winning by merit is respectable. Winning by sabotaging your opponent is tearing someone else down chicken shit bull shit. There’s a difference.” Matthew McConaughey “If you cannot think through second order consequences, you should not be in charge of making important decisions effecting…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 304 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ, don’t worry about it. Money buys options.” Gene Rockefeller “Make America Badass Again! Strike hard! Strike first! No mercy! Johnny Lawrence 2028!” Chris Hubbard “Narcissists are addicts of your reaction. It makes them feel alive, so they keep pushing for you to react.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 302 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The world needs less sex workers, and more world changers like Gwynne Shotwell.” Elon Musk “Kids today: I’m going to go play outside. Parents today: Okay, but only in the backyard where it is safe, and so I can watch you. I am…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your butt is my spirit animal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Too late! Bootypalooza!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You give live a good name.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Yeah. Mexican non-Mexican torta…