Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “There is no upgrade to you Malia. You are truly an incredible fuckin woman baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The more I love you, the more sex you want. What a great a…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 306 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Winning by merit is respectable. Winning by sabotaging your opponent is tearing someone else down chicken shit bull shit. There’s a difference.” Matthew McConaughey “If you cannot think through second order consequences, you should not be in charge of making important decisions effecting…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 304 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ, don’t worry about it. Money buys options.” Gene Rockefeller “Make America Badass Again! Strike hard! Strike first! No mercy! Johnny Lawrence 2028!” Chris Hubbard “Narcissists are addicts of your reaction. It makes them feel alive, so they keep pushing for you to react.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 302 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The world needs less sex workers, and more world changers like Gwynne Shotwell.” Elon Musk “Kids today: I’m going to go play outside. Parents today: Okay, but only in the backyard where it is safe, and so I can watch you. I am…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your butt is my spirit animal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Too late! Bootypalooza!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You give live a good name.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Yeah. Mexican non-Mexican torta…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 301 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Is the sky the limit, or is the sky falling?” President Donald Trump “So, in conclusion, shut up and let me cook.” Retired Former General Wesley Clark “How can you count on anyone or anything without proof and/or oversight? You can’t.” Retired Former General…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 300 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No Grandpa. It’s a two arm chair.” Caroline Grace Johnson “Dad. I’m tough and cool. Ma, where is my Avengers blanket? It’s cold!” Cash Michael Johnson “Yesterday was spooky Friday the 13th. Today is love everywhere Happy Valentine’s Day.” Cash Michael Johnson “Financial…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your ass is growing out of control. It’s bootier than ever. It’s not a bad thing. What?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Listen to this fancy but nasty word for sexy business…. undulating.” Michael “MJ…