Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can be quick and quiet, but full on no rules get it on sexy passion romance business is my favorite you know, doin it kind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “She gots an hourglass…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “A 1.5 earthquake just happened. I almost died. It would have killed 10 normal men. Just kidding. I love you to death baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let’s handle that and then handle…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Wrong! Why? I’ll tell you why. It’s called childbearing hips.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A lot of people marry somebody because their hot and like having sex with them. I married you for a…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “All of you forever. Nothing else.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Alien woman! Don’t stay away from me. Alien woman. Let’s make a baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Co-masturbation relations. You’re too much woman.”…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes First Half of 2025 Compilation By Malia May Johnson: “Where my lover at who requesting a baby? That’s what I’m here for.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And gluck gluck? I love today! You are a giga wife woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can’t sleep. Will you come in the bathroom, and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Malia! May! Johnson! Introducing…… “Ozzy The Terrible”, also known as “Cyber Iron Man”!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You suck! Thank God!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If it is a part of you, I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love looking into your big beautiful face balls (eyes)!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My love! You have lots of class, the right amount of sass, and of course, a gigundo ass! The trifecta…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Juggernaut! (As he pointed at my butt)” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cheeksosaurus, I must slay you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Bring that sexy mom alien mom bod over here so I can touch…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Listen here Bootytollah Homeini.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “F@ck yeah I wanna charge! I love your boonies babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “NO!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Spinebuster into hold and kiss…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Have you lost that lovin feelin? That’s no good. I will try to Make Lovin Feelin Great Again!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Translated to sexing. It means p@ssy cum in hotis.” Michael “MJ The…