Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3-8-2012 forever and ever and sex. Amen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Empathize? Oh. I thought you said in your thighs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Booty tariff. Pay up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 1 – 50 Compilation: Malia, You are one hell of a sexy sigma, probably an alien, woman! Angel On Earth, I can see your halo, Hookie Nookie, Joker Girl Malia, Big Cat Lady, Happy Hippy Halloween Queen, Sleeping Booty Beauty, Sexy As Hela, Happy Cry, Nerdy…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 101 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Right now, I don’t give a shitmo about Gitmo! I am 110% focused on Lovemo!” Malia May Johnson “Ew. Ew. Me you. All of my dreams coming true.” Malia May Johnson “The best apologies end in an orgasm. Prove me wrong.” Malia May Johnson “Because…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Unless you are starving and about to die, me first, before dinner. K?” Malia May Johnson “I like the way you talk to me in private when it is just us. “Yeah woman I want to get inside of you and fucking stay up in…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m going to need you to sign a sex risk waiver. It’s so cold my balls might shoot icicles at you and do some damage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t go over there. There’s…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 99 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “How do you not recognize that I am eyeing you like you are an ice cream sundae on a hot suer day? The f Johnson?” Malia May Johnson “It is Black history month. If you don’t bang me you’re racist? Remember who used to place…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Where my lover at who requesting a baby? That’s what I’m here for.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And gluck gluck? I love today! You are a giga wife woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 98 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Men should not marry a woman who is not obsessed with him. Good news for you doh, because I am completely fucking obsessed with you!” Malia May Johnson “We just watched Coming To America! This is the Zamunda sexy bath treatment. The fuck?” Malia May…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I do love your curves.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When I pull your pants down, boom! Your giganotosaurus booty is right there. I look at it, marvel, and think, there is so much to…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 97 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You smell good enough to do this too.” Malia May Johnson “#quickiecumcuddle” Malia May Johnson “Both! I am easy for you and I will take the you hard way!” Malia May Johnson “Oscar Mayor’s wife can have his wiener. I want your wiener.” Malia May…