Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your butt is my spirit animal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Too late! Bootypalooza!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You give live a good name.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Yeah. Mexican non-Mexican torta…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 123 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You have an incredible ability to bear extremely huge burdens for this country and the ones you love. I find that very admirable and sexy Mr. Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “Well affection gets affection back.” Malia May Johnson “Be love like that commercial just…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your ass is growing out of control. It’s bootier than ever. It’s not a bad thing. What?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Listen to this fancy but nasty word for sexy business…. undulating.” Michael “MJ…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You’re right. I am loaded the f@ck up! I am going to get your underies and your ovaries pregnant!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Pregnant! You! Right there! Mother f@ckin pregnant…..And you love it!” Michael…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 122 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mood……Look up!” Malia May Johnson “Sexually connected marriages are the best marriages. My source is every marriage, study, anything, everything, human history. You feel me mentally? Wanna feel me physically?” Malia May Johnson “That was last whenever it was. Mood today……Look down!” Malia May Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby! I was practicing football. It’s called a tush push. Look it up after I’m done with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let that sink in.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Progeny, massagyny, your…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “El grande jizzo because el grande bootyo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Grape Jelly. Petroleum jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Jam is not jelly, but if jelly is vagina, then you…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The moral/take away from The Sound of Music is that unicorn epic as hell women that you can build a family and a life with do exist, and if you are lucky enough to find…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 121 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Strike first! Strike wet! No mercery! Hi-ya! Take that! Kiai mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “Whoop! Whoop! Well twist me up for two minute tiger quickie action then.” Malia May Johnson “Strike hard, strike fast. Booty Kai!” Malia May Johnson “Yeah. I admit it. You…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you aren’t an Alien, you’re damn sure a Bootypotamus.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “We will sex game it. Love you Mega Booty Pretty Titties Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would even…