Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Did I sprain your vagina? What?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am jostling. Leave me alone while I don’t leave you alone. Okay?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ah yes, it’s that time of the month again. Not that time. The other time. The time of sex, sex, sex, and more sex. Ovulation baby! Wooooo!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“In between the knees and thighs, that’s when you fertilize!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Lord Jesus. I am not trying to be sacrilegious. That said, I wanted say thank you for my wife’s butt. It is very awesome and brings me a lot of happiness. Thank you Jesus. Amen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are in position and have buttmaxxing cushion. I am fixing to go to town on your sexy girl!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Blindfold sex. Shower sex. Jacuzzi sex. Sex baby sex on our in-town vacation for the weekend!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That needs to be a post nut clarity situation. Need a quickie to be in chill mode first. Today was stressful f@ck.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That’s NFL talk. Two a days. Love it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Where da problem so I can kiss, and maybe lick it, depending.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Love with an orgasm is this.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Because Stone Cold The Terrible’s boner says so!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Happy crying during sex is weird, but it is what it is, I guess. I love you woman, happy crying during sex or not.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Quickies are the best thing in life except some things, but not that many things.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Quickies at historic locations are the best thing in life except less things than the not many things I said after the last quickie at the hotel before diner.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your boobies look spectacular in that dress.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You wore old school smell good tonight for ambiance or whatever it’s called? You are a f@ckin keeper Mrs. Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It is a day. I love you all days, so it’s always a special day. What the f@ck woman….. That I love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The Cavs lost. Fuck it. Comin in hot baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 109 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-109-by-malia-may-johnson/
