Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I married the woman I wanted, and I wouldn’t be living the high life, my best life, with our big family and your big sexy ass without you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Foreplay is…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Did I sprain your vagina? What?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am jostling. Leave me alone while I don’t leave you alone. Okay?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Ah yes, it’s that time of…