My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes First Half of 2025 Compilation By Malia May Johnson:
“Where my lover at who requesting a baby? That’s what I’m here for.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“And gluck gluck? I love today! You are a giga wife woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t sleep. Will you come in the bathroom, and we do a quiet quickie so I can sleep?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t mind. I live to love you Michael David Johnson!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Holy shit! My wife is Booty Crocker!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am borrowing this from my tech bro Elon in order to get you pregnant. That’s right. I have created the Department of Pregnancy Efficiency. I am going to efficiently sex you up and flow jizz in your baby maker until you pee positive on a preggo test.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am hell bent. I’m hell bent on bending you over.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Some days things work out. Some nights things work that way too.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Eta 20 minutes and if you so much as have even 1 friggin sock on I am going to be massively offended!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You didn’t know it was tickle your tonsils Tuesday? What’s wrong with you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The eyes are the window to the soul, and you have the biggest most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“All of it baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This song applies to your butt too. Glory. Glory hallelujah. Glory. Glory. Hallelujah. Your butt looks good in a thong.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Suck. Suck. Who’s there?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Pink winter boobs. I’ll explain later. I love you to death baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your girl game is strong big booty one.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I do love your curves.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When I pull your pants down, boom! Your giganotosaurus booty is right there. I look at it, marvel, and think, there is so much to unpack here.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“How’d it go smoke show?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The booty force is with you sweetheart.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hey vagina! Good to see you. I missed you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“President Trump signed the executive sex order today! I can’t believe you haven’t heard about it. Yup. Effective immediately, couples are ordered to fuck! True story…ish.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Booty! Booty! Booty! Bring it! Bring it! Bring it to me!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m so pent up with sex energy! I can’t wait to molly wop your vagine!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Woman, it is! It’s legal and all that! The Breach of Booty Act is a pro-sexual feeling, you need sexual healing, act. Have sex now? Yes we do!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can admit it. I’m in love with your lovin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Okay. I do dat.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Been spending 13 years of my life, livin in your booty paradise.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to talk about your weapons grade sexiness. That’s what the fuck I wanna talk about!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s cold outside and nippily in here. Praise Jesus!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Lucky me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Well booty hallelujah Miss Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Cavity search, and I don’t mean teeth!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s Cockra Chakra you sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do you know what the largest Viagra in the world looks like? Your ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Dick booty suplexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Walk around naked and find out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That is how the Japanese do it. They call it a cock kamikaze. Well, they might. I don’t know. It sounded good.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Let’s see how much jizz I can blast up in ya.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am only trying to immerse myself in your booty. Don’t be a hater.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am cohabitating you at the moment. You can’t move yet. 5 more minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When your butt hits my eye, like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’ve got a solid 15 if you want to booty trap me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia! What the fuck is wrong with you? You are smart, sympathetic, empathetic, kind, thoughtful, beautiful, an incredible mom, an incredible wife, and the best example of a Proverbs31 woman I have ever known! When we met, you were a total shift in the universe! Wait, are you psyoping me? You are, aren’t you? Are you being hard on yourself so I will flood you with compliments? Uh huh. And now you’re naked with a big shit eating sexy grin on your face. God help me. What am I going to do with this crazy alien goddess woman?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you think you could escape Macho Man The Terrible? Oh no sweet girl. You can’t escape the lovin I got for you. Oh no, no, no. Macho Man The Terrible is coming off the top rope on that ass. Ohhhh yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look, you can have custom boonies made. I think I’m going to get you these and have them put Extremely Bootymatic on’em.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Aww. You wrapped your vagina in newspaper boonies. That is great news.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ain’t nothin wrong with getting down and dirty with your woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What I am about to say is corny, but I think it’s true. Sex is spiritual. For real.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My baby stops drops and rolls before sex. But I love her.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I got a fever, and the only cure is you pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When your man slaps or grabs your butt, it’s like a kiss or a hug, but with his hands.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I could meditate in your vaginate for a while.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are a mystery woman, and probably a fuckin alien. How are you crying, while smiling, while being wet as fuck, while telling me you have never been happier, while probably thinking of some fucking alien shit and shit?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Quickies are a gift from God, and you can’t convince me otherwise.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You said you didn’t want to have a period and the way to prevent that was to get you pregnant. Well, I’m horny, and I my horniness could help prevent the period you don’t want.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That was the girl version of it you were doing. Just the hip.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you awake? I got a hard on that won’t quit and I don’t want to solo job it. I want to sex my pretty wife.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A quickie? You’re an angel Malia May Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you do it one more time I know it’s on purpose, and I am banging you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hey! I need to get in there.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Damn sexy mama. That is the sexiest monokini that is pretty a bikini I have ever seen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ass Ventura The Terrible, Butt Detective is on it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hey sexy woman with your clothes on. (20ish minutes later) Hey sexy woman with your clothes off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Oh yeah? I love your 4B’s. I love your body, boobs, butt, and belly. Is that the your 4B’s? What is the 4B thing again?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I kiss you! It’s a reflex at this point. Go fuck yourself! Where do you want to go eat at?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No rules, just right. On Your Back Steak House tonight!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You didn’t know? It’s Your Taco Tuesday.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to work on my micro and macro lust aggressions.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Baby! Woman that I love! Are you here? I’m hard up for some pune tang.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You had me all lost in lust and I forgot.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have mastered the warm heart, strong mind, killer ass mixture. Let me tell you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The Trump YMCA dance naked? I love it! Wiggle and jiggle those sexy melons baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The plan is an intense assault on your clitoris.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Not even close. I am violating every orifice you got big booty lady.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love the smell of a horny Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Booty duty, reporting for my cuties booty duty youty, ah, fuck it. I love your ass like nobody’s business pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That a girl!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“3, 2,1, GO!!!!!!!!!!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Fucking right I would!!!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Guess what? Were all alone? Wanna bone?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Babe, I have begun my initial decent into a nap. Do you want to snuggle up with me and take a nap?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know that old Mickey Avalon song “Dicks Like Jesus”? Well, a song needs to be written about your butt like that. “Asses Like Mary Magdalene”. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What that means is- I’m going to fuck you in the ass and you’re going to like it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your booty bunker protects my wiener from the elements of the outside world. On some level that makes sense.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you ready for the sing romance and do the dick dance action?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love really trying to jizz as much and as far up in you as possible when we’re trying to get pregnant. I even put my put my weight into it. Can you tell that I’m doing that or what?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know you was feistier than a mother fucker so now I gotta give you the business.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“She has a big ol’ butt. I said bigggg ol’ butt. Big! Big! Big! Bigggggg ol’ butt. And I love it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am ready for my favorite show. The Big Arsecapades.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t help it. I’m a passionate guy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Why are you not in the bed doing stuff that feels good with me right now?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“She’s cute in the face, thick in waste, and good as hell to taste.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What? Squeeze your butt and tell you you’re pretty? No problem!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sweetheart, you have never been a liability. You are so amazing that you don’t know you are amazing. That’s how amazing you are!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When I get home, the first thing I am doing is you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love holding you. At night sleeping. During sex. Watching movies. During good times. During hard times. During family hugs. Anytime really. Holding you is what I was born to do.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Fact! Your one of a kind behind blows my mind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“MAGA is you…..
M alia
A mazing
G argantuan
A ss”
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“#infatasstuation” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Naked slow dancing was the hottest thing the fuck ever.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Would you like some dick with that whine?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I watched this G-Spot master stimulation video. Let’s try some things and see what happens.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m good for a mediumie if you are?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My tongue in your mouth and my dick in your vagina. Good!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No! You’re going to block Operation Booty Fire Hurricane aren’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“One good thing about me not having migraines anymore because of the new and improved neuro chip Doctor Frincke put in my head is we have more time for sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have my dick convinced but I’m still pissy about it. I suppose you want me to dick you now, huh?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m all about baby makin but never down the gullet again is until then is just stupid.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I see you eyeing my balls for that baby batter. Alright, let’s go! Let’s get it out of me and into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yaga! In reverse on that ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You can make anything naughty. “Nip it in the bud.” “Nip it in the butt.” See what I mean?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank you. Just thank you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia! Help! I have pre-nut no clarity and I want you so mother fuckin bad I can’t stand it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are all 31 flavors of you on the table?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have time for that, for intamaliacy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you see the thing by the a, the a, the I’m brain dead. I will be home. I want you before we go to bed. I need to get out the stress. You know what I mean?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sex sounds good when you don’t have to muffle it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m not sure exactly how it happened, but it happened. I don’t see any reason why it has to stop happening. Do you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ready? You know what’s about to happen right? Damn right! It’s suplex into sex time!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That mighta got it. It felt like a lot coming out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You damn right I want a hawk tuah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Puno reverse card on you. Ready? Hawk tuah youa. Boom!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My dick is so far away from my lips, but somehow my dick gets hard from kissing you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Wait. Don’t move. The swimmers might still be alive. I’ll dick scoop it in there just in case.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A baby attempt before bed?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Big booty lives matter. What, are you booty racist?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will be your sexual drug dealer. I have Poundacilin to fix your fix.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you say chorus or clitoris? Oh wow. You’re naked like that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You my wife. You my chick. You my side chick. You my all-in-one woman. And you are one hell of an all-in-one babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Number one, foreplay. Number two, sex. Number three, cuddle. Number two, sex again. Number three again, cuddling. Number four, back to food and family.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank you for supporting me while I was building the company up. It still means a lot to me to this day. I bought you something and I want to have sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I WANT TO PENETRATE YOU!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am against no sex, and I am for sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know what rhymes with China? Vagina!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look at that. There is an indent in the bed from your butt. Your butt can do anything. Your butt is incredible.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have nothing but benevolent intentions for pleasing that fine body of yours.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to be inside you crazy woman! WTF?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Loving you is pretty effortless, but I am looking to put some effort into blowing your back out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Oh, I see. You’re pulling the pune-o reverse card on me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Because. Because. Because. Because. Because of the sexy things she does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You made my life so good I knew and know that nothing was and is worth losing that. You made me think bigger. Be the best version of me basically.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I shall take your behind!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Wet yet?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“#cockthartic” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Incoming vanilla penis love!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When I say I love you, know that that means all ways including the most romantic and passionate ways.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Rub a dub dub my wife in the tub? I think so!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You’re gonna hauk tuah me? Suck yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Post natal liberties will be taken and you will like it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A lot a lot a lot of bedroom fun.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You make a lot of sense baby cakes. I would have to agree with you, and I so look forward to a lot a lot a lot of anywhere fun with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Babe. It’s not a secret. I know you have the baby rabies. You have a vagina agenda. A vagenda if you will.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Pent up is bad. Pleasure releases is good.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love your chest pillows. They’re real nice.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A period? Why? I have been so spoiled with no periods because you have been pregnant for years. The only solution is to knock your sexy ass up again. Right? I mean, right?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“For full disclosure purposes, you need to know, this is not a safe space. You are going to get stretched out and fucked silly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have pent up wanna bang energy. You want some kisses and dick? And sweet nothing whispers?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Free your mind, and the squirt will follow.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Does that thing need some fiddidaling?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your ass is ginormous, just like my love for you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“How does my bride say sorry? She takes her clothes off and sexies up to me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are one beautiful puffy booty princess Malia May Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You alien non ager you. You look underage still, but, but your butt, and I am looking forward to rocking the cradle when you are post-natal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You’re bodies lookin good. I can tell you have been getting in shape quick post push. How many days until I can put hands on hips?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You look good enough to eat. Did you come to drop a booty bomb on me?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are a savage woman. You know that?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you think giggling and hiding under the covers is going to save you, you are sorely mistaken pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am commandeering your sexy body. It is a matter of top-secret national security.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have to rub a little, touch a little, kiss a little.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My salami. Your punnani. Put it on me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“We are having a party to celebrate that ish. A penetration celebration.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You smell so good. Your skin so smooth. Uh.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Let me kiss it and make it better. It doesn’t matter what needs it. If it is on your body, I’ll kiss it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That said, you need to be done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Love knows no color, but I do have to say Mrs. Johnson….I love your color.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The sounds of sex are as good as the sound of the ocean tide. The sex tide. Yup.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You double blow me. Mind and what you are doing now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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