Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“A 1.5 earthquake just happened. I almost died. It would have killed 10 normal men. Just kidding. I love you to death baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Let’s handle that and then handle the 800 pound gorilla in the room…..your booty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Pretty girl……You are about to be taken!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yeah I like holding you. Here. Hold my man handle with your woman cave.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Alright baby rabies booty goblin, I’m all yours now. Actually, you’re all mine now!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Now you’re giving me the look. What can I do? Gotta go with it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia, I love you and bend over. I am gonna show you how to release any accumulated stress you have through your hips and vagine.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look at that! Your ass ate your booty shorts. That thing is out of control!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are a handful. Your butt is a handful. Your boobs and a handful. Hand…..full!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yep! You’re gonna have to buy another one of these. Sorry bout.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank you for the dick suck, and I love you bye.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Rock. The. Booty. Of. Love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I didn’t suplex or spear you. Now watch this!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Love, lust, like, lube. How many words about romance and sex start with the letter L?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No one has ever moved faster to jump on top of a cumming dick to get pregnant. Again, not saying you’re an alien, but I am definitely inferring the hell out of it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t see how you get your pants on up over that thing. It’s like a wrestling match, pulling, and rolling around, and stretching, and tucking in until your pants finally tap out. Ain’t that something. Something sexy from my perspective.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“And all is better now because “rub things”. You are something woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am massively looking forward to our upcoming hotel getaway romantical weekend!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 98 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-98-by-malia-may-johnson/
