Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“All of you forever. Nothing else.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Alien woman! Don’t stay away from me. Alien woman. Let’s make a baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Co-masturbation relations. You’re too much woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Whole lotta booty. Whole lot of booty. You need……looooovvvvvveeeee.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“How is it God has the whole world in his hands, but I can’t even have your whole butt in my hands?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s slippery sometimes. Sometimes it sucks. Sometimes it squirts. Sometimes it’s wet but a thick wet. I am not a woman. Normal women’s vaginas don’t shape texture shift like that. I keep trying to tell you that I know you’re an alien and I’m okay with it. I’m not alien shaming you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“We don’t have a lot of time, but it could quality time. You in Mrs. Johnson?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have that double game. Good sex and useful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Breast cancer check your boobies month is coming. I will be checking now and then. Because I friggin care woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned they say. Heaven hath no happiness like an alien woman happied I say. Yeah? Is that right? It is right. Hurry up and get over here to get sexed on.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I won’t be happy if this day ends without being in the booty of my alien woman cutie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Just checking your wettile function to make sure it functions.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This bed is not like our bed in Austin that we broke. I’m willing to try though.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“De de de ne ne ne ne ne ne. De de de ne ne ne ne ne ne…… Malia!”
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But I want you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yes, you deserve passionate kisses and shit. Jesus woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Bend over. Ben…..d ove……r! Bendover! BEND OVER! BEND OVER!!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I like when we fly and your boobies bounce. Turbulence boobies.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m in between things. Work stuff. I would like to be in between your legs. Can you break away for such things?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are a sight for sore eyes. And a feel for sore hands.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“BUSTING……NUTS……IN…….YOUR……..GUTS…..!!!!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 96 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-96-by-malia-may-johnson/
