Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“I love looking into your big beautiful face balls (eyes)!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My love! You have lots of class, the right amount of sass, and of course, a gigundo ass! The trifecta of goodness.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“OTW and I’m coming in hot with that “eros” style lovin! By the time you look up “eros” I’ll be there to give you a real-life example of it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love that jingle jangle jiggle!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Don’t lie woman! Your butt has consumed things like our kids’ toys, and that dog we adopted that disappeared. Release the records woman. Sex first.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yeah. I’m gonna go fish. On your ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Nipples…..Stay frosty! I’ll be right back.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“We have to hurry”, she says, until she gets into it. And then it’s all like- “We have at least 5 more minutes!” What am I supposed to do with you? That, I guess, but you know what I’m saying. I freakin love you crazy big booty woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Play on words? Like “Gateway To The Breast”?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia, Big Butt, Taint Right, Tittie Bonga, Famunda Cheese, Puthy Juicy, Prada Princess, Gucci Girl, Wifey, Baby Mama, Happy Cry, Baby Cakes, Johnson……. Will you marry again? That was just a practice, but it’s coming! Let’s have sex now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The only thing better than your sexy big ass is your sexy big ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That’s a puddle of stress right there. I hope you didn’t get pregnant from this round because the baby is going to be born a little ball of stress. I gotta go. I love you! Bye.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Bootyphorically speaking…….Sex!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Inya time is a sacred relationship activity. It is my favorite except for quickies, and hotel sex, and destination sex, and fuck you with love. Gotta run. See you tonight baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Have you taken a pregnancy test lately? Because, I mean, you might have multiples up in there after all the banging we have been doing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Classy out there shows that you care. Trashy in here shows you care too. Both good. Both great. You are a forever keeper. Yep.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Game off…….Game on!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 94 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-94-by-malia-may-johnson/
