Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Juggernaut! (As he pointed at my butt)” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Cheeksosaurus, I must slay you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Bring that sexy mom alien mom bod over here so I can touch on it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I knew you were up to some kind of fuckery. You. Over there. Go. And she shakes the booty on the way. Because of course she does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What the fuck ever. Butt fangool to you woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It always helps babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do you remember….. Down ye heathen woman! That is the position we’re in right now. You are f@cking sexy awesome woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Bang in the USA! Bang in the USA!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Our house down in Texas is flooded worse than your vagine right now. But one thing at a time. You first.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am going to make you feel good.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I thought you fucking said “sample” which is obviously almost impossible. But you said ample. I can do that. Open up!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Let’s see if you can guess what I am describing. Big. Wide. Behemoth. Large and in charge. Huge and yuge. Mammoth! I am describing that thing right there. The Bootysaurus.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am not close enough to touch you now, but I will be soon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“In fiftyleven years when you go through menopause, this man will not pause. Guaranteed baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I see you pussy footing around Assquatch. You down for a clap and nap or reverse it, a nap and clap?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I pulse spasmed like 4 times. That’s a baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“#bedroomfuncraziedmanic” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 93 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-93-by-malia-may-johnson/
