My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes First Half of 2025 Compilation By Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “How do you not recognize that I am eyeing you like you are an ice cream sundae on a hot suer day? The f Johnson?” Malia May Johnson “It is Black history month. If you don’t bang me you’re racist? Remember…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Juggernaut! (As he pointed at my butt)” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cheeksosaurus, I must slay you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Bring that sexy mom alien mom bod over here so I can touch…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Listen here Bootytollah Homeini.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “F@ck yeah I wanna charge! I love your boonies babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “NO!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Spinebuster into hold and kiss…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Have you lost that lovin feelin? That’s no good. I will try to Make Lovin Feelin Great Again!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Translated to sexing. It means p@ssy cum in hotis.” Michael “MJ The…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s been like that where post nut clarity doesn’t happen after I go because I just need more of you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Assume the position! Not that position. Assume the position! Not…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You right. With your feral ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My life sucked before your big booty revolution entered my life on 3-8-2012.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I could be wrong, but I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Good morning easy to love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am willing to admit I was wrong, but it is a very close call. After a lot of consideration and study, I am admitting…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You have Cheetos boonies on. You have a good sense of horny humor.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mind and body. In other words, mindful and behindful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mrs. Brownbooty. We…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3-8-2012 forever and ever and sex. Amen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Empathize? Oh. I thought you said in your thighs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Booty tariff. Pay up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m going to need you to sign a sex risk waiver. It’s so cold my balls might shoot icicles at you and do some damage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t go over there. There’s…