Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby! I was practicing football. It’s called a tush push. Look it up after I’m done with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let that sink in.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Progeny, massagyny, your…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Juggernaut! (As he pointed at my butt)” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cheeksosaurus, I must slay you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Bring that sexy mom alien mom bod over here so I can touch…