Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Have you lost that lovin feelin? That’s no good. I will try to Make Lovin Feelin Great Again!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Translated to sexing. It means p@ssy cum in hotis.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The world has gone mad! Even Brittany is nice the now. Hell must have frozen over. I’m suckin your tit.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It is 6/9. It only seems appropriate to 69. You know what I’m saying woman?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“More war, more stress, more sex stress relief needed.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“F@ck I’m horny! Whirligigs? Nice! Let’s keep those on.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Why does my dick feel you different? Did you put pleasure sauce up in there or something?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Punani salami crash course coming soon. Punani ready?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am not going to lie. I have got ploughing your vagine on my mind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Put me in coach. I have the testicular fortitude to get the job done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Is that natural p@ssy cleavage or is it on purpose p@ssy cleavage?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yeah still, ya alien!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Come with me super soaker.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The quickie count over the last month is astronomic!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am sorry I was short with you the last few mornings. I wanted you to know that I know that I was not the nicest to you. So, I came home early to worship your body into multiple orgasms, I bought you this. Here come the neck kisses!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you even miss me at all? I missed you and everything. Talking, sleeping, spending time, and naked business!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Exactly!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 91 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-91-by-malia-may-johnson/
