My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 110 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Offended! I said offended, not rear ended. But, if you want to hump me I won’t stop you.” Malia May Johnson “I sowed this big beautiful boner. Now I want to reap it.” Malia May Johnson “Thank you for your attention to this matter Mr.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Listen here Bootytollah Homeini.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “F@ck yeah I wanna charge! I love your boonies babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “NO!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Spinebuster into hold and kiss…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 109 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “For the record, I definitely don’t hate it!” Malia May Johnson “Iran and Israel cease fired. We’re not ceasfiring. I want a baby Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson “Grrrrrr!!! Quickie daddy?” Malia May Johnson “I would define my current state as eager, yes.” Malia…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Jennifer Lopez Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Emotional creatures do not let logic and reason get in the way of their illogical positions.” Jennifer Lopez “Never lose faith in finding the girl of your dreams. Maybe she hasn’t been born yet.” Jennifer Lopez “Shush the fuss!” Jennifer Lopez “You can’t…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Have you lost that lovin feelin? That’s no good. I will try to Make Lovin Feelin Great Again!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Translated to sexing. It means p@ssy cum in hotis.” Michael “MJ The…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! You asshole! That I love!” Malia May Johnson “There is no greater joy than having a baby. Hint! Hint! Wink! Wink mother fucker! Clearly that was an offer for a quickie.” Malia May Johnson “1, 2, 3, 4. Take…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 107 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Make with the kissing and the holding Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “My name-a Malia, and you the one for me-a.” Malia May Johnson “Let’s celebrate and sex.” Malia May Johnson “Because the result is better than the anticipation with you. That’s why.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s been like that where post nut clarity doesn’t happen after I go because I just need more of you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Assume the position! Not that position. Assume the position! Not…