My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 119 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I wouldn’t want you to be touch starved.” Malia May Johnson “Oh! Are you bringing back the “No blow, no go” policy? I’m in if you are. Because awesome wifing is what I do.” Malia May Johnson “I actually have heard that studies suggest sperm…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 118 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You holding me after sex, during sex sort of, after sex, at night, or just whenever is viscerally the most satisfying experiences of my life, minus of course family/experiences with our kiddos.” Malia May Johnson “Reach around. Stroke you. Glaze you. What else?” Malia May…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 117 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I’m in feisty mode! Biting is fair play just fyi.” Malia May Johnson “Sex therapy?” Malia May Johnson “Maybe a “stress relieving massage” would help?” Malia May Johnson “Yah! Cumpotico!” Malia May Johnson “When you going to start making jokes about my butt might be…
MJ: It is very interesting working on this anti digital domestic violence project. Malia: Are you learning how to not hit me anymore? MJ: What? I have never hit you! Malia: Yes huh! MJ: Name one time, and it better not be when I was learning how to walk again in the hospital and fell on you. Malia: You hit…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 116 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am trying to indulge and enjoy you. You don’t want to fight against that, do you?” Malia May Johnson “I am not opening my eyes until you kiss me.” Malia May Johnson “Did you see what I did? I literally was trying to do…
MJ: Why does all the chaos not bother me? Malia: Because you cause it? MJ: That’s not it. Malia: Because you are “MJ The Terrible”? MJ: No Malia: Baby! It was a good psyop. Yes, I found holes in it, but it was soooo good. I swear I believe that. 99% of people believe that it was a great psyop.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 115 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I had baby rabies, and we had babies. But since we’re probably at the end of our baby making run, make the last one, I would say now I have more like super turbo baby rabies on steroids. Are you going to do me now?”…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes First Half of 2025 Compilation By Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “How do you not recognize that I am eyeing you like you are an ice cream sundae on a hot suer day? The f Johnson?” Malia May Johnson “It is Black history month. If you don’t bang me you’re racist? Remember…
The Meaning and Origin of the name Malia: Thebump.com says:Malia, a Hawaiian girl’s name, means “perhaps” or “probably,” but there’ll be no maybes about how much you love them. A variant of Maria or Mary, it can also translate to “wished-for child,” “beloved,” “star of the sea,” or “bitterness.” It’s perfect for paying tribute to any special Marys or Marias…