Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “No! I’m not waiting for you to shave your bottom half. I’m willing to risk death from your sexy porcupine legs!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are devastatingly beautiful my love. So glad you’re…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I got a fever, and the only cure is you pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When your man slaps or grabs your butt, it’s like a kiss or a hug, but with his…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Gloria Allred Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can tell you the difference between the guilty and the not guilty. The guilty don’t want to go to court, and the not guilty want to go to court.” Gloria Allred “Even an unproven accusation can do massive damage. You have…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Hey sexy woman with your clothes on. (20ish minutes later) Hey sexy woman with your clothes off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Oh yeah? I love your 4B’s. I love your body, boobs, butt, and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Booty booty booty. Choppin everywhere. Choppin everywhere.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you and you’re about to get penetrated. Ok?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “O. O. O. O. The one and only…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Did you say try for pregnancy or genetic legacy? You wanting DNA baby maker sauce?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go. I wanna be sexificated. Nothing to do, nowhere to go. I…
Michael David Johnson, Here are 20 clues that say what I want to do with you. Let’s see if you can figure it out! 😉 1. Lass uns ein Baby machen! 2. Vamos a buscar un bebé! 3. Faisons un bébé! 4. 让我们生个孩子吧! 5. давай заберем ребенка! 6. Facciamo un bambino! 7. 아기를 만들자! 8. Ayo buat bayi! 9. Låt…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Doing what I love, you, leads to creating babies that I love. I love you to death. Yeah. That was a miss. Saying death even though it makes sense when talking about creating life, well,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Meredith Brooks Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Our children are the world’s most valuable resource and the future of humanity. If we wreck them, the future is wrecked. How come everybody doesn’t get that?” Meredith Brooks “I’m back and this time I’m staying. Just call me Masters of Money Meredith.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Axl Rose Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Fuck yeah I’m hittin that. I’m a rock star! Come on MJ! You know the deal brotha!” Axl Rose “Oh shit man. I didn’t know life was supposed to be perfect. Why didn’t anyone tell me? What the fuck? In the real world,…