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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 111 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 111 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t just stand there. Fertilize me.” Malia May Johnson “Jizz my old eggs up good, okay? And never stop loving me of course.” Malia May Johnson “Oh my gosh! I’m like totally here to suck your dick and stuff! Yeah!” Malia May Johnson “No more…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 110 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 110 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Offended! I said offended, not rear ended. But, if you want to hump me I won’t stop you.” Malia May Johnson “I sowed this big beautiful boner. Now I want to reap it.” Malia May Johnson “Thank you for your attention to this matter Mr.…

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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 93 by Malia May Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Listen here Bootytollah Homeini.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “F@ck yeah I wanna charge! I love your boonies babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “NO!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Spinebuster into hold and kiss…

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You Are The Good Kinds of “Ous” My Love

Malia May Johnsonburger…… You are the good kinds of “ous” my love. GorgeousGraciousVoluptuousCurvaceousGlamorousPreciousBodaciousRebelliousLusciousHumungous (Your butt)PrestigiousProsperousRambunctiousSensuousGenerousFabulousMomentousRigorousRapturousMonstrous (Your butt)RaucousRidiculousInfectiousReligiousVenturousRightousGluteous (Your butt)JoyousGluttonousMiraculousCourageousBounteous (Your butt)GloriousMeticulousHumorousBoisterousTremendousThunderousSavorousVeraciousScrumptiousUnpretentious (and Pretentious)TenaciousSpontaneousStupendousSumptuousSpacious (Your butt)CourteousYummyliciousHilariousWondrousCautiousLickilisciousMiraculousMountainous (Your butt)KissilisciousTremendousIndustriousGaseous (Your butt……after pizza)SeriousSalaciousIngeniousTastyliciousBootyliciousEnormous (Your butt)NutritiousDeliciousSuckilisciousAdventurousHarmonious (99.9999999% of the time)VictoriousVigorousVirtuousVivaciousVoluminous Thank you for being the Maria von Trapp and June Clever combined woman, wife and mother of my dreams. You are Proverbs 31 all…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 109 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 109 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “For the record, I definitely don’t hate it!” Malia May Johnson “Iran and Israel cease fired. We’re not ceasfiring. I want a baby Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson “Grrrrrr!!! Quickie daddy?” Malia May Johnson “I would define my current state as eager, yes.” Malia…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Jennifer Lopez Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Jennifer Lopez Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Emotional creatures do not let logic and reason get in the way of their illogical positions.” Jennifer Lopez “Never lose faith in finding the girl of your dreams. Maybe she hasn’t been born yet.” Jennifer Lopez “Shush the fuss!” Jennifer Lopez “You can’t…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! You asshole! That I love!” Malia May Johnson “There is no greater joy than having a baby. Hint! Hint! Wink! Wink mother fucker! Clearly that was an offer for a quickie.” Malia May Johnson “1, 2, 3, 4. Take…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 107 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 107 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Make with the kissing and the holding Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “My name-a Malia, and you the one for me-a.” Malia May Johnson “Let’s celebrate and sex.” Malia May Johnson “Because the result is better than the anticipation with you. That’s why.” Malia…

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