Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Your butt don’t need makeup. It is just tadow without it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I w*** t* p** m* d*** and t***** in you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It is impossible for you to work your ass off my love. It’s too, you know, big.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I bet it is comfortable as fuck for you to sit down. The amount of cushioning you got back there. I mean that in the most complimentary way. Good for you relaxingly and for me sexually. Right? It’s right pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m fixin to row into you like the Norway soccer cheer.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s National Hotdog Day. It doesn’t say what kind of hotdog, so boom! Let’s make lovin love baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The more I understand what makes a good wife and mother, the more I appreciate you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m a simple man honey. If I see one of your sexual parts, I’m definitely looking, and most likely touching.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Add these historic places to places to have a quickie at, because I am a virgin at these places. In Dubai at Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest building. The Great Wall of China. Imperial Palace & East Gardens in Tokyo. And the Taj mahal in India.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Well, I guess that does. The bootydom has spoken.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Just because you taste better than Tim Tam’s don’t think for a second that I won’t whoop your sexy butt if you get too feisty baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Today is 7/11. You gotta be open like a 7/11 if we got time? Cool? Yeah? Well, alright then! Fuck yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“(Laugh) Yeah, a full sack attack!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s an evil world we live in, but sex sure does make it better sometimes. Most times.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have thought of more historic places for us to have a quickie at. Gotta continue the quickies around the world tour. Us passion worldwide baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“So many good smells I can smell. I can smell food, all the smell goods around the house, and you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to have sex on top of all the fiftylevin pillows you never stop buying for the house. I wanna pile them all up into a giant pillow pile and pillow pile pounce on you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am here to emotionally support hold you in any naked sex position of your choice.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look at your butt in this picture. It is like your butt crossed its arms and it’s pouting.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Darth Vader voice changer dirty talk voice is hard to make romantic, but somehow it worked out. (We laughed, then in Darth Vader voice changer voice….) Malia, I am your Daddy. Round 2 has now begun alien but earthling. Bend over and the force will be in you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“(In Darth Vader voice changer voice..) Malia, you have been entered. Lord Vader will put a baby in you now. We will name the child “Vader The Terrible”, but also maybe William. No laughing while Lord Vader breeds your big booty alien earthling woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“(In Darth Vader voice changer voice..) You have made Lord Vader’s balls very happy, and very empty. Lord Vader is pleased. I will leave to go rule the cyber galaxy once more.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“(In Darth Vader voice changer voice..) The booty force is strong with this one.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“(In Darth Vader voice changer voice..) Lord Vader has a meeting in 15 minutes. I must pump and dump you for now with the swiftness.”, Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“(In Darth Vader voice changer voice..) Lord Vader does inya time. Lord Vader will whisper sweet nothings of world domination in your ear will my light saber massages your G spot.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“In 1950, scientist Ernst Grafenberg named the women’s pleasure area the “G-spot”. The “G-spot” could have been the “Z-spot” if the guy who named its last name would have started with a Z. Speaking of, how is your G spot doing today? Does your pleasure zone need to be pleasured?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“(In Darth Vader voice changer voice..) I heard a foolish song earlier. Something about- “Wanna go riding on an excavator.” The song should be- “Wanna go riding on Darth Vader.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The battery is dead in my Darth Vader voice changer mask. No more Vader voice for you. You will now be getting MJ The Terrible’s voice raw and mother fuckin raw Malia May Johnsonianburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you think that I won’t suplex that ass because your ass is the 9th Wonder of The World, you are wrong pretty girl!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Stay Puff Marsh mellow Booty. Fun Butt Magilacutty. Butt Cheek Pillow Bottom. Cinnamon Sweet Cheeks. No, I’m not done!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I came to visit the “Fat Ass of Solitude.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This is a “Memorandum of Sexual Understanding” like how they did for the Strait of Hormuz, but it is for entering and exiting your sexy business.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I need to get off the phone. We’re in the bedroom. Priorities, my friend.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I had a great lunch. Pizza. Plums. Potato chips. And your p****.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have some stuff to tell you. Nothing major, but I am going to wait until later because snuggling up at night in bed makes for the best conversations.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Stop right now. Sex first to relax.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 111 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-111-by-malia-may-johnson/
