Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“You’re right. I am loaded the f@ck up! I am going to get your underies and your ovaries pregnant!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Pregnant! You! Right there! Mother f@ckin pregnant…..And you love it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you feel unfelt, I volunteer to feel you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It is always a good time when we have time for quality time.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Talking. Kissing. Touching. Emotions and shit. Love. Lust. Some more love. Some more lust. Are you there? Are you coming out to get poke loved on soon?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Holy shit Malia. No one wears sexy coochie cutters like you baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You wanna make some love before Alien ICE comes to get you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Watch this old school throwback wanna fool around line. “Baby it’s cold outside”…. Uh huh!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sexual compatibility test?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sexy momma! Give Daddy some sugar!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It is Ground Hogs Day. I need to look real quick and see if Puthyjuicyxsutawney needs attention down there.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Seeing your blue-chip booty would help.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“With your Cryptonian alien goddess havin ass. What did you say? I was 1,000% distracted.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am not talking to you because you intentionally frustrated the fuck out of me for whatever reason. But I might forgive you if you wanted to make it up to me with some sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I know. Bust a nut in a baby wantin bish before bed. I will do that for you because I love you endless woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Intimacy is a way for me to reset. I really need it. I look forward to it. I can be max stressed and after we “connect”, I feel relaxed again. It is truly a wonderful thing. I love you like crazy baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Everything cute makes you want a baby. See. Cute baby thing. Next thing I know we’re fornicating. Yes, the f@ck I do!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 105 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-105-by-malia-may-johnson/
