Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“The moral/take away from The Sound of Music is that unicorn epic as hell women that you can build a family and a life with do exist, and if you are lucky enough to find one, love the shit out of her because she will pour into you/the family right back. You know what I mean? Like you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t wait to consummate you in 2026.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ovulation time banging is damn awesome, because the mood is right to really get the fuck into it. You know? You know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Good! Because my balls were going to explode. Off the ropes….” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Tell me about it while I nibble on your neck.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No matter what, this is what…I LOVE YOU!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When did the words bitch and mother fucker become terms of endearment in the bedroom? Yeah.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Exactly like you are. Hot! Not a hoe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That’s why I got a child bride that looks like a fucking 12 year old still, at “29”.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yoga leads to sex. Prove me right.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Festivus. Fucktivus. Who knows? It has an F in it. And F-ing is what I want to do with you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Number one. My needs want you. Number two. My wants need you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“……Great White Booty Buffalo…….Great White Booty Buffalo……” Great White Booty Buffalo…..” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your blow job skills are on point. I’ll give you that Malia May Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hush the Malia don’t say a word, I’m gonna give it you nice and good, like I should.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What an incredible privilege it is to be loved by you. Wanna get it on for a while?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 102 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-102-by-malia-may-johnson/
