Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“If you aren’t an Alien, you’re damn sure a Bootypotamus.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“We will sex game it. Love you Mega Booty Pretty Titties Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I would even ask you to remarry me during post nut clarity. That’s my level of love lust for you Malia May Johnsonian!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to make sure we’re pregnant by the time your alien 3I/ATLAS family gets here. We can all celebrate and have a big multiplanetary get together.” I love you alien Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Fuck yeah! I’m going to premature ejaculate, ejaculate, and postmature ejaculate.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t see how it doesn’t take you longer to shower, because cleaning those giant butt cheeks and that Grand Canyon sized crevasse ain’t easy. You gotta like stretch and bend, and stretch and bend some more, and rub, and rinse, and switch hands, and do all that again. I’m horny. You wanna go?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I fucking love your ass woman! Do you know that? You better. Point to where imma start kissing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I said- “We got time for a quickie?” What I meant to say was- “Do we have time for 2 quickies?” I am still hard and stressed. It is what it is my love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Railian on an alien time until the alarm goes off!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It don’t mean a thing if she ain’t got that swing. That swing! That right there! Un huh! Yup!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You made me sick! Suck my dick!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I got time. Let me rub it on.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“There will be an orgasm. Let it be. Let it be. Let it be. There will be an orgasm. Let it be.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love you. Sayin it now because this an ejaculate and evacuate situation. XOXO and go. I love you again.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It was a hard day. I need to play with your knockers to de-stress.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Baby wants a baby. Raw is the law!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 101 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-101-by-malia-may-johnson/
