Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“3 things you are…… Alien. Nubian. Bootyian.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Studies suggest sperm is a natural antidepressant for women. I am saying that because I want to sperm you, but it is also true.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Well, if there was a butt size limit you would never have sex, because look at that thing. It’s so globular that it’s just damn! It just is woman. I love you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Pretend I played the bust it wide open sound effect. Now do that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love to love on you woman. From holding you, to kissing you, to familying with you, to making a family with you. What I am trying to say is- I love you woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am going to be so damn silent that not a sound will be made. Like a mother fuckin sex ninja!” (As he fell off the bed onto the floor and said “Do you think I woke anybody up”) Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Kiss number 1,500,001. Kiss number 1,500,002. Kiss number 1,500,003. Kiss number 1,500,004.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Nonverbal booty communication. I like it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Porn sex and love making are not the same. I bet you don’t even know the difference. So now I have to show you. See! Oh my God!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’ll go down that rabbit hole with you. Then I’m going down the Malia hole.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Nodge stubble is not a forest. If it was like this most of the time I would still go in on you. I’m a guy and I love you endless. and I lust the fuck out of you. Now bend over!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If I know I show, but I didn’t know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Not by the hairs on your vagina gine gine.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I need to pee right quick before you start throwing holes at me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Don’t worry about it alien baby cakes. I got you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You feeling ok? Got time for “that” tonight? Because I want to visit the Ass Station and sleep snuggle with you pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 100 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-100-by-malia-may-johnson/
