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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 100 by Malia May Johnson

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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!

“I can be quick and quiet, but full on no rules get it on sexy passion romance business is my favorite you know, doin it kind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“She gots an hourglass figure but only time for a quickie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“This situation should be impossible. How are minimally clothed and maximally absurd at the same time? Nobody knows. Nobody will ever know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“God Bless Bootyland USA.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Babe Ruth, but Booty Ruth is calling her shot. Let’s see how it goes ladies and gentlemen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You know why I missed that. You were disbootystracting me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You have an extremely rare sexy body type. Big butt no belly. Like 99% or maybe not that high, but a high percentage of big butt women have big bellies. You don’t. You’ve got a good body set up. That’s all I’m saying.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“And they call it, Whoopi juice.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I live in Lickmanuts woman. That’s where the fuck I live.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I love you for things I have never even told you about before.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Oh. You know you’re like catnip to me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You’re from Assrica. South Assrica. South Africa, but you know, your ass is country sized epic.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I’m about to do haram with my kids’ mom.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Harry or horny? Well come on with it baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I want to do 39 + 30 with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Listen here foot fumunda, I need to see bunda.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“It’s October. October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Let me see your ta tas to make sure there aren’t any lumps. I care babe. I really do, and I want to play with your tits.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Here….. Have this baby……!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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