My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes First Half of 2025 Compilation By Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“How do you not recognize that I am eyeing you like you are an ice cream sundae on a hot suer day? The f Johnson?” Malia May Johnson
“It is Black history month. If you don’t bang me you’re racist? Remember who used to place the race card to get you to baby bang me? Well, I’m using that shit again! If you don’t dick me down and impregnate me, you’re racist. I love you.” Malia May Johnson
“Yeah you do! Get in this thing meow!” Malia May Johnson
“Likea mya asiana sisa say- “Ah, me so horny. Ah, me so horny. Me love you long time.” Malia May Johnson
“My bobbies don’t hurt today, so we have to put them to good use. K?” Malia May Johnson
“I got some hacker sexy talk for you. Enter my back door and deliver the baby making payload.” Malia May Johnson
“One for the money. Two for the show. Three because we have time? You got any jizz left?” Malia May Johnson
“You have no idea how bad I want to get pregnant. If I had you alone for a whole weekend it would be Spermageddon Mr. Johnson.” Malia May Johnson
“I’m half chocolate, half vanilla fantastic thank you very much!” Malia May Johnson
“Get me pregnant on two. Ready? Hump! Hump! Gooooo!!!!!” Malia May Johnson
“Valentine’s Day is the #1 get pregnant day ever! I made that up, but it could be true. You could get me pregnant today doh, if you want to.” Malia May Johnson
“Nope! I can tell that wasn’t the time. Thank you. Cum again, later.” Malia May Johnson
“I’ll take a baby. Right in here.” Malia May Johnson
“I cumcur concur.” Malia May Johnson
“You get a perfect score for stability to spontaneous spark ratio Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“The pull-out method is stupid. I’m a fan of the baby making pull in method.” Malia May Johnson
“Men should not marry a woman who is not obsessed with him. Good news for you doh, because I am completely fucking obsessed with you!” Malia May Johnson
“We just watched Coming To America! This is the Zamunda sexy bath treatment. The fuck?” Malia May Johnson
“I am declaring a state of orgasm emergency. I need one. What about you?” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t want to argue. I’m pmsing so much and I am so sorry. All I want is to make you happy and make a baby and I am going to cry if you don’t hold me and make love to me.” Malia May Johnson
“My hand is over my mouth so I don’t pms talk but I will remove it when other things need to go in there. K?” Malia May Johnson
“You have to nourish the womb. You have to nourish it. Nourish it baby.” Malia May Johnson
“Go baby goo go! You can do it!” Malia May Johnson
“Regular sex is good for our health. Regular during baby making heat times is every chance we get. Sex is also refreshing and destressing. I love you bye.” Malia May Johnson
“You absolutely have perfected the fun/m and dominant combo. Cum so hard I feel like I’m bout to explode. Love it! Love it! Love it!” Malia May Johnson
“Relationship attraction and sexual attraction. Inya time 5 minute extension request please.” Malia May Johnson
“Well, you are in luck because I have so much horny saved up!” Malia May Johnson
“Humping helps the day get better.” Malia May Johnson
“All day foreplay is the way! Yay! Yay!” Malia May Johnson
“You have a big beautiful boner like that and you aren’t even trying to use it on me to get me pregnant. Shameful Mr. Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“I go all in on pleasing you because I feel so loved and cared for. So, you get max love bombed.” Malia May Johnson
“Do you have any baby makin jizz in your balls for me? Huh? Do ya? Do Ya?” Malia May Johnson
“No penis alienation allowed!” Malia May Johnson
“I tried. I love you.” Malia May Johnson
“Come home. Cum in me. Then, I don’t know. That is how far I got in my thinking.” Malia May Johnson
“When I look down there in a minute, you better have jizzed a lot!” Malia May Johnson
“Fuck you me very much.” Malia May Johnson
“The amount of kisses and hugs I have received is not commensurate with my wife mommy goodness today. You need to do something about that. Don’t you think?” Malia May Johnson
“Gobble up the wiener. It’s really that simple.” Malia May Johnson
“Our marriage is a holy matrimony, aka unbreakable union forever. And sex baby, forever sex too. Add babies. Ride or die always. You even get to put me in every WWE while you are dreaming at night, like always. Just love me mister man, and I will love you. Okay. I love you. Bye.” Malia May Johnson
“I understand. It’s a jizz pro quo.” Malia May Johnson
“I will tell how I feel. “The more we get together, the happier I’ll be. K?” Malia May Johnson
“If you can’t take your hands off me, don’t. Keep’em on me. Grabs, holds, and hugs accepted Mr. Johnson”. Malia May Johnson
“Do you feel like baby booming me?” Malia May Johnson
“Damn, your balls were full. Sorry about that. I’ll do better. Shit! #jizzblaster! Wow!” Malia May Johnson
“Lay in me! Inya time.” Malia May Johnson
“So put on your thongaka and celebrate sexica. I’m sexying up the song. Two-minute warning Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“Mother fuckin ninja Malia! Boom!” Malia May Johnson
“I fully endorse being your husband’s slut. Because of the ring it makes it morally okay. Yeah.” Malia May Johnson
“I love you and I volunteer to be your sexual outlet later if ya wanna?” Malia May Johnson
“I am onto your game Michael David Johnson! I caught you red handed. Now you owe me a go down on me.” Malia May Johnson
“Your tongue is dope as fuck. Just wanted you to know that.” Malia May Johnson
“I made myself presentable for you. Victoria Secret helped.” Malia May Johnson
“Feel like doing procreating exercises when you get home?” Malia May Johnson
“Momma made cookies she is serving naked to you.” Malia May Johnson
“Of course! It’s obvious to everyone that Arn Anderson’s Spine Buster finishing move is also an awesome foreplay sex starter move. Duh!” Malia May Johnson
“If you moan I am going to go to town on you. If you laugh, well, don’t laugh. K?” Malia May Johnson
“Sex with no head, is like a sandwich with no bread.” Malia May Johnson
“Clothes or close? It doesn’t matter. Clothes are for not having sex and I am not closing my legs. I want a baby making attempt or I’m going to cry.” Malia May Johnson
“Old school. Do your business while I do my business.” Malia May Johnson
“You have reversed trained me to kiss you a lot like you kiss me a lot.” Malia May Johnson
“Sex after arguing leads to explosive orgasms. True story.” Malia May Johnson
“Boom boom pune pune?” Malia May Johnson
“If you can rub and grab on me when we’re playing basketball, then I can do it to you too. Fair is fair baby! So there!” Malia May Johnson
“Mr. Weiner, go play together with Mrs. Va Jay Jay, and make a bay bay.” Malia May Johnson
“Love me like it’s the last time. Twice if we have time.” Malia May Johnson
“So, picking up where we left off about second first choice.” Malia May Johnson
“All of ‘em. Oxytocin! Dopamine! Vasopressin! What else? I’m going dumb. Make a baby in me now.” Malia May Johnson
“Hurricane booty about to blow through in about 5.” Malia May Johnson
“Sex first.” Malia May Johnson
“Ohhhh! You are such a happiness inducer Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson
“I need that 450 and 457 positions action.” Malia May Johnson
“I say if your man is the man, and he’s a good man that takes good care of you, give him the works whenever he wants it.” Malia May Johnson
“It’s not “getting taken advantage of” if you are in a loving relationship. If you want it to last, being affectionate as hell! What’s wrong with that?” Malia May Johnson
“See! I’m not the worst! They are a lot worse! Maliacane is a category 1 compared to the category 5 Road Whoreicanes. You should just love me and stay with me forever. Nothing else makes sense. I’m just sayin.” Malia May Johnson
“You know it! I’m position 432 Fireworks all day long baby!” Malia May Johnson
“Yes, sex for you.” Malia May Johnson
“I am learning about fertility maxing right now. I will tell you about it after you fertilize me.” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t care how “Drizzle Drizzle” high you could ever have any standards, because I will blow them away. I am a multitasking husband pleasing alien woman! Just kidding about the alien part. The rest of it is true. I fucking love you forever and ever Michael David Johnson! Aren’t you glad you married me?” Malia May Johnson
“Well, worst case scenario it’s an end of the world baby then. But it won’t be. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Somehow it will work out. Happiness breeds optimism. You breeds me. We sex we. There is your wee wee. Put it in me. That feels good, see?” Malia May Johnson
“This Friedrich Nietzsche fella knew what he was talking about. He said- “Everything in woman is a riddle, and everything in one hath one solution. It is called pregnancy. Man is for woman a means: the purpose is always the child.” Baby making attempt before you go back to work?” Malia May Johnson
“I do have a big heart and use it to love the shit out of my family. Look at my husband smiling over there. Why do you think he is smiling? He is smiling because I, you know, love the shit out of him!” Malia May Johnson
“Can we have sex before you go on World War 3 alert?” Malia May Johnson
“Yay! You knocked me down. Now knock me up.” Malia May Johnson
“They used to call having sex making whoopie a long time ago. FYI, I am available for what they used to call whoopie this afternoon if you wanna whoopie me.” Malia May Johnson
“See how good of a wife I am? What other wife drops that neck on the regular to please their husband? Some probably do, but pretend they don’t so I feel special, k?” Malia May Johnson
“Point my toes to the sky. Get between my thighs. And shoot that baby makin goo daddy!” Malia May Johnson
“Cum. Cum. Cum some in my love glove.” Malia May Johnson
“I’ve been sent to spread the message…. God Bless Texas……via Virginia!” Malia May Johnson
“Oh my God! Yes baby, give me a “buzzer beater baby”. You better always love me and never leave me Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“Bust my cheeks. Bust a nut. Bust a smile. Yay!” Malia May Johnson
“I am not asleep. I waited up for you. Do you need to get a nut off to relax?” Malia May Johnson
“I shaved to misbehave. And I got us a this…..” Malia May Johnson
“I am apologizing with my words and now my body.” Malia May Johnson
“Dick in the face alarm clock. That’s a new one but I like it.” Malia May Johnson
“Come to me. Cum in me. Cum in me again. Cum in me again. If you have any cum left, cum in me again. We need one more baby to round out our family sports team MJ’s Terribles.” Malia May Johnson
“This is my rewrite of Megan Thee Stallion’s “Body ody” song personally for you. I am going to do a little dance too. Ready? Wait for it……Booty-ooty-ooty-ooty-ooty-ooty-ooty-ooty. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!” Malia May Johnson
“Hi MJ’s balls. I just wanted to say that you are so good at making babies. In fact, it feels you are full right now. I am going to help you with that. You will feel better after. Trust me.” Malia May Johnson
“I love your sex Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“Chick-fil-A and lay in the same day.? Okay!” Malia May Johnson
“Were my nonverbal cues I wanna screw not obvious enough?” Malia May Johnson
“Like Papa Johns…….You better get some.” Malia May Johnson
“Don’t forget to impregnate me today.” Malia May Johnson
“Spoiler alert! Your penis is getting sucked as soon as now!” Malia May Johnson
“If you want sexy friction, I got your sexy friction!” Malia May Johnson
“This my logic…If I can’t have you, nobody can, but you can have me anytime you want.” Malia May Johnson
“Hear ye. Hear ye. Hear ye. Quickie me! Quickie me! Quickie me!” Malia May Johnson
“Leave it to you to come up with “Booty Therapy”. I will indulge you. What is it and I bet it ends up with you inside me. Am I right? I hope so, because I love that. Okay. What is it Michael David Johnson?” Malia May Johnson
“You know what I want. I want to be your forever and do da happily ever after thing daddy.” Malia May Johnson
“I could really use some patriarchy on this matriarchy if ya wanna?” Malia May Johnson
“Hold me tight. F me right. Then kiss me good night. Then hold me again so I can sleep good obviously.” Malia May Johnson
“A legacy of pregnancy is what they would say at my funeral if I died. They will say- “Malia May Johnson was a devoted wife and baby making machine for the man she loved.” Malia May Johnson
“You can go but would you mind leaving your sperm in me first?” Malia May Johnson
“Do you got a semen sample for me today Mr. Johnson?” Malia May Johnson
“Yeah! Suck it! And suck on me when you get home!” Malia May Johnson
“I have a feminine solution for your masculine problem. Your boner isn’t a problem. I was trying to be sexy, but I sounded stupid. I love your boners. I am suck sorry.” Malia May Johnson
“Do you wanna put me in place and baby batter me up?” Malia May Johnson
“He. He. Monthaversary mouth.” Malia May Johnson
“What is your schedule today? I want to know when I can sperm jack you.” Malia May Johnson
“I want my ass to be a pleasure asset for you, and I want all of my to be an asset to your life.” Malia May Johnson
“(Said in a whisper) Cum hard. I want a baby daddy.” Malia May Johnson
“You better like my outfit because I put time into it. Hey cyber pimp…. Do you like my cyber hoe outfit?” Malia May Johnson
“If you loved me, you would pick me up and carry me to the bed for romantic sex action!” Malia May Johnson
“Nope! I don’t think I got pregnant from that time. Better luck to us next time and I hope next time is soon as F.” Malia May Johnson
“You have decided to take your talents to South Beach? Does that mean my butt hole?” Malia May Johnson
“Are you trolling my booty Mr. Johnson?” Malia May Johnson
“I might could be delicious. Wanna try it and see?” Malia May Johnson
“If you want no periods, you better knock me up in a hurry then.” Malia May Johnson
“I cannot agree to your condition because you only mention “A lot a lot a lot of bedroom fun.” What about a lot a lot a lot of other rooms and places and locations fun? I mean your condition is kind of limited don’t ya think?” Malia May Johnson
“More head, less headaches.” Malia May Johnson
“Exploration? That’s the former oil man in you talking, but yes sir I do!” Malia May Johnson
“I have a special request. Can I get a dick dance please?” Malia May Johnson
“I want kisses. Nothing but kisses, and touches. And holding. Just do stuff and let’s have fun.” Malia May Johnson
“Would an enthusiastic blow job help?” Malia May Johnson
“Will you long stroke me to sleep when it’s post-natal sexy time again?” Malia May Johnson
“It’s blow time. That sounded like a question. It’s blow time!!!” Malia May Johnson
“I am not trying to “hem you up”. I am trying to zip you down.” Malia May Johnson
“Alieeeeeeennnnnnn…….badusssssyyyyyy………is served……..sort of……….but………..butt………butt……..?” Malia May Johnson
“I shaved. I lotioned. I sprayed. I told you I love pleasing you. Do you wanna partake or what?” Malia May Johnson
“Wait for it. Wait for it. Go!” Malia May Johnson
“Because a good wife drops that neck.” Malia May Johnson
“I will make it a tough challenge then. Here’s the bet. I bet I can get you off by the time your alarm goes off. If I win, we do it my way. If you last, we do it your way. We are both okay either way I know, but like the idea? Hurry up with ya answer because I wanna win.” Malia May Johnson
“Yes. I know the look, but you gotta hold me after.” Malia May Johnson
“It can’t be? It can be!” Malia May Johnson
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