My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 86 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You’re not going to WWE announcer it? “Oh my God! He hit her with a spear!” You have no idea how much I fucking love you!” Malia May Johnson “FYI……I feel VERY naughty today!” Malia May Johnson “This is an official bed wenching offer! Do…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 85 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I’m calling for an adult cuddle.” Malia May Johnson “I feel the need. The need for your seed.” Malia May Johnson “Wanna get your wiener wet?” Malia May Johnson “Spock, with the ears did this?” Malia May Johnson “MJ, I have just 3 letters for…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 84 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Yes! I would have sex with you if you didn’t have any arms or legs. Who thinks like that? Only you Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “Oh yeah. It’s a well-known fact the best sex is not possible unless your sex partner is a…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 83 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I waited alllllllllllllllll day for my Amawacan hewo husband to get home so I could service him. All I want to do in this whole wide world is service you. Can I service you Daddy?” Malia May Johnson “I do get it, but I don’t…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 82 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You started the- “I’m an alien” business, so…….Alien invasion!” Malia May Johnson “To get it on you have to get it off.” Malia May Johnson “After you get off, don’t get off. You know I like after care business almost as much as I like…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can we have sex before you go on World War 3 alert?” Malia May Johnson “Yay! You knocked me down. Now knock me up.” Malia May Johnson “They used to call having sex making whoopie a long time ago. FYI, I am available for what…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have Mjtheterriblephilia.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t forget to rub my shit.” Malia May Johnson “I don’t have any panties on. #invite” Malia May Johnson “You can make nine from behind if you like?” Malia May Johnson “What? You aren’t leaving until you fill me…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your tail is a thing of bubble butt beauty!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Hold my balls. See. They are all filled up. You got a way to drain them little woman?” Michael “MJ The…