Malia May Johnson and MJ Sexy Hot Quotes To Each Other Compilation:
“How do you not recognize that I am eyeing you like you are an ice cream sundae on a hot suer day? The f Johnson?” Malia May Johnson
“It is Black history month. If you don’t bang me you’re racist? Remember who used to place the race card to get you to baby bang me? Well, I’m using that shit again! If you don’t dick me down and impregnate me, you’re racist. I love you.” Malia May Johnson
“Yeah you do! Get in this thing meow!” Malia May Johnson
“Likea mya asiana sisa say- “Ah, me so horny. Ah, me so horny. Me love you long time.” Malia May Johnson
“My bobbies don’t hurt today, so we have to put them to good use. K?” Malia May Johnson
“Where my lover at who requesting a baby? That’s what I’m here for.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“And gluck gluck? I love today! You are a giga wife woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t sleep. Will you come in the bathroom, and we do a quiet quickie so I can sleep?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t mind. I live to love you Michael David Johnson!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Holy shit! My wife is Booty Crocker!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I got some hacker sexy talk for you. Enter my back door and deliver the baby making payload.” Malia May Johnson
“One for the money. Two for the show. Three because we have time? You got any jizz left?” Malia May Johnson
“You have no idea how bad I want to get pregnant. If I had you alone for a whole weekend it would be Spermageddon Mr. Johnson.” Malia May Johnson
“I’m half chocolate, half vanilla fantastic thank you very much!” Malia May Johnson
“Get me pregnant on two. Ready? Hump! Hump! Gooooo!!!!!” Malia May Johnson
“I am borrowing this from my tech bro Elon in order to get you pregnant. That’s right. I have created the Department of Pregnancy Efficiency. I am going to efficiently sex you up and flow jizz in your baby maker until you pee positive on a preggo test.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am hell bent. I’m hell bent on bending you over.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Some days things work out. Some nights things work that way too.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Eta 20 minutes and if you so much as have even 1 friggin sock on I am going to be massively offended!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You didn’t know it was tickle your tonsils Tuesday? What’s wrong with you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Valentine’s Day is the #1 get pregnant day ever! I made that up, but it could be true. You could get me pregnant today doh, if you want to.” Malia May Johnson
“Nope! I can tell that wasn’t the time. Thank you. Cum again, later.” Malia May Johnson
“I’ll take a baby. Right in here.” Malia May Johnson
“I cumcur concur.” Malia May Johnson
“You get a perfect score for stability to spontaneous spark ratio Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“The eyes are the window to the soul, and you have the biggest most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“All of it baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This song applies to your butt too. Glory. Glory hallelujah. Glory. Glory. Hallelujah. Your butt looks good in a thong.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Suck. Suck. Who’s there?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Pink winter boobs. I’ll explain later. I love you to death baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The pull-out method is stupid. I’m a fan of the baby making pull in method.” Malia May Johnson
“Men should not marry a woman who is not obsessed with him. Good news for you doh, because I am completely fucking obsessed with you!” Malia May Johnson
“We just watched Coming To America! This is the Zamunda sexy bath treatment. The fuck?” Malia May Johnson
“I am declaring a state of orgasm emergency. I need one. What about you?” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t want to argue. I’m pmsing so much and I am so sorry. All I want is to make you happy and make a baby and I am going to cry if you don’t hold me and make love to me.” Malia May Johnson
“Your girl game is strong big booty one.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I do love your curves.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When I pull your pants down, boom! Your giganotosaurus booty is right there. I look at it, marvel, and think, there is so much to unpack here.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“How’d it go smoke show?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The booty force is with you sweetheart.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My hand is over my mouth so I don’t pms talk but I will remove it when other things need to go in there. K?” Malia May Johnson
“You have to nourish the womb. You have to nourish it. Nourish it baby.” Malia May Johnson
“Go baby goo go! You can do it!” Malia May Johnson
“Regular sex is good for our health. Regular during baby making heat times is every chance we get. Sex is also refreshing and destressing. I love you bye.” Malia May Johnson
“You absolutely have perfected the fun/m and dominant combo. Cum so hard I feel like I’m bout to explode. Love it! Love it! Love it!” Malia May Johnson
“Hey vagina! Good to see you. I missed you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“President Trump signed the executive sex order today! I can’t believe you haven’t heard about it. Yup. Effective immediately, couples are ordered to fuck! True story…ish.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Booty! Booty! Booty! Bring it! Bring it! Bring it to me!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m so pent up with sex energy! I can’t wait to molly wop your vagine!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Woman, it is! It’s legal and all that! The Breach of Booty Act is a pro-sexual feeling, you need sexual healing, act. Have sex now? Yes we do!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Relationship attraction and sexual attraction. Inya time 5 minute extension request please.” Malia May Johnson
“Well, you are in luck because I have so much horny saved up!” Malia May Johnson
“Humping helps the day get better.” Malia May Johnson
“All day foreplay is the way! Yay! Yay!” Malia May Johnson
“You have a big beautiful boner like that and you aren’t even trying to use it on me to get me pregnant. Shameful Mr. Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“I can admit it. I’m in love with your lovin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Okay. I do dat.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Been spending 13 years of my life, livin in your booty paradise.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to talk about your weapons grade sexiness. That’s what the fuck I wanna talk about!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s cold outside and nippily in here. Praise Jesus!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I go all in on pleasing you because I feel so loved and cared for. So, you get max love bombed.” Malia May Johnson
“Do you have any baby makin jizz in your balls for me? Huh? Do ya? Do Ya?” Malia May Johnson
“No penis alienation allowed!” Malia May Johnson
“I tried. I love you.” Malia May Johnson
“Come home. Cum in me. Then, I don’t know. That is how far I got in my thinking.” Malia May Johnson
“Lucky me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Well booty hallelujah Miss Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Cavity search, and I don’t mean teeth!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s Cockra Chakra you sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do you know what the largest Viagra in the world looks like? Your ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When I look down there in a minute, you better have jizzed a lot!” Malia May Johnson
“Fuck you me very much.” Malia May Johnson
“The amount of kisses and hugs I have received is not commensurate with my wife mommy goodness today. You need to do something about that. Don’t you think?” Malia May Johnson
“Gobble up the wiener. It’s really that simple.” Malia May Johnson
“Our marriage is a holy matrimony, aka unbreakable union forever. And sex baby, forever sex too. Add babies. Ride or die always. You even get to put me in every WWE while you are dreaming at night, like always. Just love me mister man, and I will love you. Okay. I love you. Bye.” Malia May Johnson
“I understand. It’s a jizz pro quo.” Malia May Johnson
“I will tell how I feel. “The more we get together, the happier I’ll be. K?” Malia May Johnson
“Dick booty suplexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Walk around naked and find out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That is how the Japanese do it. They call it a cock kamikaze. Well, they might. I don’t know. It sounded good.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Let’s see how much jizz I can blast up in ya.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am only trying to immerse myself in your booty. Don’t be a hater.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you can’t take your hands off me, don’t. Keep’em on me. Grabs, holds, and hugs accepted Mr. Johnson”. Malia May Johnson
“Do you feel like baby booming me?” Malia May Johnson
“Damn, your balls were full. Sorry about that. I’ll do better. Shit! #jizzblaster! Wow!” Malia May Johnson
“I am cohabitating you at the moment. You can’t move yet. 5 more minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When your butt hits my eye, like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’ve got a solid 15 if you want to booty trap me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia! What the fuck is wrong with you? You are smart, sympathetic, empathetic, kind, thoughtful, beautiful, an incredible mom, an incredible wife, and the best example of a Proverbs31 woman I have ever known! When we met, you were a total shift in the universe! Wait, are you psyoping me? You are, aren’t you? Are you being hard on yourself so I will flood you with compliments? Uh huh. And now you’re naked with a big shit eating sexy grin on your face. God help me. What am I going to do with this crazy alien goddess woman?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you think you could escape Macho Man The Terrible? Oh no sweet girl. You can’t escape the lovin I got for you. Oh no, no, no. Macho Man The Terrible is coming off the top rope on that ass. Ohhhh yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Lay in me! Inya time.” Malia May Johnson
“So put on your thongaka and celebrate sexica. I’m sexying up the song. Two-minute warning Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“Mother fuckin ninja Malia! Boom!” Malia May Johnson
“I fully endorse being your husband’s slut. Because of the ring it makes it morally okay. Yeah.” Malia May Johnson
“I love you and I volunteer to be your sexual outlet later if ya wanna?” Malia May Johnson
“Look, you can have custom boonies made. I think I’m going to get you these and have them put Extremely Bootymatic on’em.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Aww. You wrapped your vagina in newspaper boonies. That is great news.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ain’t nothin wrong with getting down and dirty with your woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What I am about to say is corny, but I think it’s true. Sex is spiritual. For real.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My baby stops drops and rolls before sex. But I love her.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am onto your game Michael David Johnson! I caught you red handed. Now you owe me a go down on me.” Malia May Johnson
“Your tongue is dope as fuck. Just wanted you to know that.” Malia May Johnson
“I made myself presentable for you. Victoria Secret helped.” Malia May Johnson
“Feel like doing procreating exercises when you get home?” Malia May Johnson
“Momma made cookies she is serving naked to you.” Malia May Johnson
“I got a fever, and the only cure is you pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When your man slaps or grabs your butt, it’s like a kiss or a hug, but with his hands.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I could meditate in your vaginate for a while.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are a mystery woman, and probably a fuckin alien. How are you crying, while smiling, while being wet as fuck, while telling me you have never been happier, while probably thinking of some fucking alien shit and shit?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Quickies are a gift from God, and you can’t convince me otherwise.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Of course! It’s obvious to everyone that Arn Anderson’s Spine Buster finishing move is also an awesome foreplay sex starter move. Duh!” Malia May Johnson
“If you moan I am going to go to town on you. If you laugh, well, don’t laugh. K?” Malia May Johnson
“Sex with no head, is like a sandwich with no bread.” Malia May Johnson
“Clothes or close? It doesn’t matter. Clothes are for not having sex and I am not closing my legs. I want a baby making attempt or I’m going to cry.” Malia May Johnson
“Old school. Do your business while I do my business.” Malia May Johnson
“You said you didn’t want to have a period and the way to prevent that was to get you pregnant. Well, I’m horny, and I my horniness could help prevent the period you don’t want.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That was the girl version of it you were doing. Just the hip.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you awake? I got a hard on that won’t quit and I don’t want to solo job it. I want to sex my pretty wife.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A quickie? You’re an angel Malia May Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you do it one more time I know it’s on purpose, and I am banging you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have reversed trained me to kiss you a lot like you kiss me a lot.” Malia May Johnson
“Sex after arguing leads to explosive orgasms. True story.” Malia May Johnson
“Boom boom pune pune?” Malia May Johnson
“If you can rub and grab on me when we’re playing basketball, then I can do it to you too. Fair is fair baby! So there!” Malia May Johnson
“Mr. Weiner, go play together with Mrs. Va Jay Jay, and make a bay bay.” Malia May Johnson
“Hey! I need to get in there.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Damn sexy mama. That is the sexiest monokini that is pretty a bikini I have ever seen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ass Ventura The Terrible, Butt Detective is on it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hey sexy woman with your clothes on. (20ish minutes later) Hey sexy woman with your clothes off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Oh yeah? I love your 4B’s. I love your body, boobs, butt, and belly. Is that the your 4B’s? What is the 4B thing again?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Love me like it’s the last time. Twice if we have time.” Malia May Johnson
“So, picking up where we left off about second first choice.” Malia May Johnson
“All of ‘em. Oxytocin! Dopamine! Vasopressin! What else? I’m going dumb. Make a baby in me now.” Malia May Johnson
“Hurricane booty about to blow through in about 5.” Malia May Johnson
“Sex first.” Malia May Johnson
“I kiss you! It’s a reflex at this point. Go fuck yourself! Where do you want to go eat at?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No rules, just right. On Your Back Steak House tonight!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You didn’t know? It’s Your Taco Tuesday.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to work on my micro and macro lust aggressions.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Baby! Woman that I love! Are you here? I’m hard up for some pune tang.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You had me all lost in lust and I forgot.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have mastered the warm heart, strong mind, killer ass mixture. Let me tell you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The Trump YMCA dance naked? I love it! Wiggle and jiggle those sexy melons baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The plan is an intense assault on your clitoris.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Not even close. I am violating every orifice you got big booty lady.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ohhhh! You are such a happiness inducer Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson
“I need that 450 and 457 positions action.” Malia May Johnson
“I say if your man is the man, and he’s a good man that takes good care of you, give him the works whenever he wants it.” Malia May Johnson
“It’s not “getting taken advantage of” if you are in a loving relationship. If you want it to last, being affectionate as hell! What’s wrong with that?” Malia May Johnson
“See! I’m not the worst! They are a lot worse! Maliacane is a category 1 compared to the category 5 Road Whoreicanes. You should just love me and stay with me forever. Nothing else makes sense. I’m just sayin.” Malia May Johnson
“You know it! I’m position 432 Fireworks all day long baby!” Malia May Johnson
“Yes, sex for you.” Malia May Johnson
“I am learning about fertility maxing right now. I will tell you about it after you fertilize me.” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t care how “Drizzle Drizzle” high you could ever have any standards, because I will blow them away. I am a multitasking husband pleasing alien woman! Just kidding about the alien part. The rest of it is true. I fucking love you forever and ever Michael David Johnson! Aren’t you glad you married me?” Malia May Johnson
“Well, worst case scenario it’s an end of the world baby then. But it won’t be. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Somehow it will work out. Happiness breeds optimism. You breeds me. We sex we. There is your wee wee. Put it in me. That feels good, see?” Malia May Johnson
“I love the smell of a horny Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Booty duty, reporting for my cuties booty duty youty, ah, fuck it. I love your ass like nobody’s business pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That a girl!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“3, 2,1, GO!!!!!!!!!!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Fucking right I would!!!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Guess what? Were all alone? Wanna bone?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Babe, I have begun my initial decent into a nap. Do you want to snuggle up with me and take a nap?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know that old Mickey Avalon song “Dicks Like Jesus”? Well, a song needs to be written about your butt like that. “Asses Like Mary Magdalene”. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What that means is- I’m going to fuck you in the ass and you’re going to like it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your booty bunker protects my wiener from the elements of the outside world. On some level that makes sense.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This Friedrich Nietzsche fella knew what he was talking about. He said- “Everything in woman is a riddle, and everything in one hath one solution. It is called pregnancy. Man is for woman a means: the purpose is always the child.” Baby making attempt before you go back to work?” Malia May Johnson
“I do have a big heart and use it to love the shit out of my family. Look at my husband smiling over there. Why do you think he is smiling? He is smiling because I, you know, love the shit out of him!” Malia May Johnson
“Can we have sex before you go on World War 3 alert?” Malia May Johnson
“Yay! You knocked me down. Now knock me up.” Malia May Johnson
“They used to call having sex making whoopie a long time ago. FYI, I am available for what they used to call whoopie this afternoon if you wanna whoopie me.” Malia May Johnson
“See how good of a wife I am? What other wife drops that neck on the regular to please their husband? Some probably do, but pretend they don’t so I feel special, k?” Malia May Johnson
“Point my toes to the sky. Get between my thighs. And shoot that baby makin goo daddy!” Malia May Johnson
“Cum. Cum. Cum some in my love glove.” Malia May Johnson
“I’ve been sent to spread the message…. God Bless Texas……via Virginia!” Malia May Johnson
“Oh my God! Yes baby, give me a “buzzer beater baby”. You better always love me and never leave me Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“Are you ready for the sing romance and do the dick dance action?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love really trying to jizz as much and as far up in you as possible when we’re trying to get pregnant. I even put my put my weight into it. Can you tell that I’m doing that or what?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know you was feistier than a mother fucker so now I gotta give you the business.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“She has a big ol’ butt. I said bigggg ol’ butt. Big! Big! Big! Bigggggg ol’ butt. And I love it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am ready for my favorite show. The Big Arsecapades.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t help it. I’m a passionate guy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Why are you not in the bed doing stuff that feels good with me right now?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“She’s cute in the face, thick in waste, and good as hell to taste.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What? Squeeze your butt and tell you you’re pretty? No problem!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sweetheart, you have never been a liability. You are so amazing that you don’t know you are amazing. That’s how amazing you are!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Bust my cheeks. Bust a nut. Bust a smile. Yay!” Malia May Johnson
“I am not asleep. I waited up for you. Do you need to get a nut off to relax?” Malia May Johnson
“I shaved to misbehave. And I got us a this…..” Malia May Johnson
“I am apologizing with my words and now my body.” Malia May Johnson
“Dick in the face alarm clock. That’s a new one but I like it.” Malia May Johnson
“Come to me. Cum in me. Cum in me again. Cum in me again. If you have any cum left, cum in me again. We need one more baby to round out our family sports team MJ’s Terribles.” Malia May Johnson
“This is my rewrite of Megan Thee Stallion’s “Body ody” song personally for you. I am going to do a little dance too. Ready? Wait for it……Booty-ooty-ooty-ooty-ooty-ooty-ooty-ooty. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!” Malia May Johnson
“Hi MJ’s balls. I just wanted to say that you are so good at making babies. In fact, it feels you are full right now. I am going to help you with that. You will feel better after. Trust me.” Malia May Johnson
“I love your sex Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“Chick-fil-A and lay in the same day.? Okay!” Malia May Johnson
“When I get home, the first thing I am doing is you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love holding you. At night sleeping. During sex. Watching movies. During good times. During hard times. During family hugs. Anytime really. Holding you is what I was born to do.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Fact! Your one of a kind behind blows my mind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“MAGA is you…..
M alia
A mazing
G argantuan
A ss”
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“#infatasstuation” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Naked slow dancing was the hottest thing the fuck ever.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Would you like some dick with that whine?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I watched this G-Spot master stimulation video. Let’s try some things and see what happens.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m good for a mediumie if you are?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My tongue in your mouth and my dick in your vagina. Good!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No! You’re going to block Operation Booty Fire Hurricane aren’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“One good thing about me not having migraines anymore because of the new and improved neuro chip Doctor Frincke put in my head is we have more time for sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have my dick convinced but I’m still pissy about it. I suppose you want me to dick you now, huh?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m all about baby makin but never down the gullet again is until then is just stupid.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I see you eyeing my balls for that baby batter. Alright, let’s go! Let’s get it out of me and into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yaga! In reverse on that ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You can make anything naughty. “Nip it in the bud.” “Nip it in the butt.” See what I mean?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank you. Just thank you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia! Help! I have pre-nut no clarity and I want you so mother fuckin bad I can’t stand it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are all 31 flavors of you on the table?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have time for that, for intamaliacy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you see the thing by the a, the a, the I’m brain dead. I will be home. I want you before we go to bed. I need to get out the stress. You know what I mean?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sex sounds good when you don’t have to muffle it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m not sure exactly how it happened, but it happened. I don’t see any reason why it has to stop happening. Do you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ready? You know what’s about to happen right? Damn right! It’s suplex into sex time!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Were my nonverbal cues I wanna screw not obvious enough?” Malia May Johnson
“Like Papa Johns…….You better get some.” Malia May Johnson
“Don’t forget to impregnate me today.” Malia May Johnson
“Spoiler alert! Your penis is getting sucked as soon as now!” Malia May Johnson
“If you want sexy friction, I got your sexy friction!” Malia May Johnson
“This my logic…If I can’t have you, nobody can, but you can have me anytime you want.” Malia May Johnson
“Hear ye. Hear ye. Hear ye. Quickie me! Quickie me! Quickie me!” Malia May Johnson
“Leave it to you to come up with “Booty Therapy”. I will indulge you. What is it and I bet it ends up with you inside me. Am I right? I hope so, because I love that. Okay. What is it Michael David Johnson?” Malia May Johnson
“You know what I want. I want to be your forever and do da happily ever after thing daddy.” Malia May Johnson
“I could really use some patriarchy on this matriarchy if ya wanna?” Malia May Johnson
“Hold me tight. F me right. Then kiss me good night. Then hold me again so I can sleep good obviously.” Malia May Johnson
“A legacy of pregnancy is what they would say at my funeral if I died. They will say- “Malia May Johnson was a devoted wife and baby making machine for the man she loved.” Malia May Johnson
“You can go but would you mind leaving your sperm in me first?” Malia May Johnson
“Do you got a semen sample for me today Mr. Johnson?” Malia May Johnson
“Yeah! Suck it! And suck on me when you get home!” Malia May Johnson
“I have a feminine solution for your masculine problem. Your boner isn’t a problem. I was trying to be sexy, but I sounded stupid. I love your boners. I am suck sorry.” Malia May Johnson
“Do you wanna put me in place and baby batter me up?” Malia May Johnson
“He. He. Monthaversary mouth.” Malia May Johnson
“What is your schedule today? I want to know when I can sperm jack you.” Malia May Johnson
“I want my ass to be a pleasure asset for you, and I want all of my to be an asset to your life.” Malia May Johnson
“(Said in a whisper) Cum hard. I want a baby daddy.” Malia May Johnson
“You better like my outfit because I put time into it. Hey cyber pimp…. Do you like my cyber hoe outfit?” Malia May Johnson
“If you loved me, you would pick me up and carry me to the bed for romantic sex action!” Malia May Johnson
“Nope! I don’t think I got pregnant from that time. Better luck to us next time and I hope next time is soon as F.” Malia May Johnson
“You have decided to take your talents to South Beach? Does that mean my butt hole?” Malia May Johnson
“Are you trolling my booty Mr. Johnson?” Malia May Johnson
“I might could be delicious. Wanna try it and see?” Malia May Johnson
“If you want no periods, you better knock me up in a hurry then.” Malia May Johnson
“I cannot agree to your condition because you only mention “A lot a lot a lot of bedroom fun.” What about a lot a lot a lot of other rooms and places and locations fun? I mean your condition is kind of limited don’t ya think?” Malia May Johnson
“More head, less headaches.” Malia May Johnson
“Exploration? That’s the former oil man in you talking, but yes sir I do!” Malia May Johnson
“I have a special request. Can I get a dick dance please?” Malia May Johnson
“I want kisses. Nothing but kisses, and touches. And holding. Just do stuff and let’s have fun.” Malia May Johnson
“Would an enthusiastic blow job help?” Malia May Johnson
“Will you long stroke me to sleep when it’s post-natal sexy time again?” Malia May Johnson
“It’s blow time. That sounded like a question. It’s blow time!!!” Malia May Johnson
“I am not trying to “hem you up”. I am trying to zip you down.” Malia May Johnson
“Alieeeeeeennnnnnn…….badusssssyyyyyy………is served……..sort of……….but………..butt………butt……..?” Malia May Johnson
“I shaved. I lotioned. I sprayed. I told you I love pleasing you. Do you wanna partake or what?” Malia May Johnson
“Wait for it. Wait for it. Go!” Malia May Johnson
“Because a good wife drops that neck.” Malia May Johnson
“I will make it a tough challenge then. Here’s the bet. I bet I can get you off by the time your alarm goes off. If I win, we do it my way. If you last, we do it your way. We are both okay either way I know, but like the idea? Hurry up with ya answer because I wanna win.” Malia May Johnson
“Yes. I know the look, but you gotta hold me after.” Malia May Johnson
“It can’t be? It can be!” Malia May Johnson
“That mighta got it. It felt like a lot coming out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You damn right I want a hawk tuah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Puno reverse card on you. Ready? Hawk tuah youa. Boom!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My dick is so far away from my lips, but somehow my dick gets hard from kissing you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Wait. Don’t move. The swimmers might still be alive. I’ll dick scoop it in there just in case.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A baby attempt before bed?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Big booty lives matter. What, are you booty racist?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will be your sexual drug dealer. I have Poundacilin to fix your fix.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you say chorus or clitoris? Oh wow. You’re naked like that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You my wife. You my chick. You my side chick. You my all-in-one woman. And you are one hell of an all-in-one babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Number one, foreplay. Number two, sex. Number three, cuddle. Number two, sex again. Number three again, cuddling. Number four, back to food and family.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank you for supporting me while I was building the company up. It still means a lot to me to this day. I bought you something and I want to have sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I WANT TO PENETRATE YOU!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am against no sex, and I am for sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know what rhymes with China? Vagina!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look at that. There is an indent in the bed from your butt. Your butt can do anything. Your butt is incredible.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have nothing but benevolent intentions for pleasing that fine body of yours.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to be inside you crazy woman! WTF?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Loving you is pretty effortless, but I am looking to put some effort into blowing your back out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Oh, I see. You’re pulling the pune-o reverse card on me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Because. Because. Because. Because. Because of the sexy things she does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You made my life so good I knew and know that nothing was and is worth losing that. You made me think bigger. Be the best version of me basically.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I shall take your behind!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Wet yet?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“#cockthartic” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Incoming vanilla penis love!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When I say I love you, know that that means all ways including the most romantic and passionate ways.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Rub a dub dub my wife in the tub? I think so!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You’re gonna hauk tuah me? Suck yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Post natal liberties will be taken and you will like it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A lot a lot a lot of bedroom fun.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You make a lot of sense baby cakes. I would have to agree with you, and I so look forward to a lot a lot a lot of anywhere fun with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Babe. It’s not a secret. I know you have the baby rabies. You have a vagina agenda. A vagenda if you will.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Pent up is bad. Pleasure releases is good.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love your chest pillows. They’re real nice.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A period? Why? I have been so spoiled with no periods because you have been pregnant for years. The only solution is to knock your sexy ass up again. Right? I mean, right?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“For full disclosure purposes, you need to know, this is not a safe space. You are going to get stretched out and fucked silly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have pent up wanna bang energy. You want some kisses and dick? And sweet nothing whispers?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Free your mind, and the squirt will follow.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Does that thing need some fiddidaling?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your ass is ginormous, just like my love for you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“How does my bride say sorry? She takes her clothes off and sexies up to me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are one beautiful puffy booty princess Malia May Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You alien non ager you. You look underage still, but, but your butt, and I am looking forward to rocking the cradle when you are post-natal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You’re bodies lookin good. I can tell you have been getting in shape quick post push. How many days until I can put hands on hips?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You look good enough to eat. Did you come to drop a booty bomb on me?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are a savage woman. You know that?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you think giggling and hiding under the covers is going to save you, you are sorely mistaken pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am commandeering your sexy body. It is a matter of top-secret national security.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have to rub a little, touch a little, kiss a little.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My salami. Your punnani. Put it on me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“We are having a party to celebrate that ish. A penetration celebration.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You smell so good. Your skin so smooth. Uh.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Let me kiss it and make it better. It doesn’t matter what needs it. If it is on your body, I’ll kiss it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That said, you need to be done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Love knows no color, but I do have to say Mrs. Johnson….I love your color.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The sounds of sex are as good as the sound of the ocean tide. The sex tide. Yup.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You double blow me. Mind and what you are doing now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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