MJ: It is very interesting working on this anti digital domestic violence project. Malia: Are you learning how to not hit me anymore? MJ: What? I have never hit you! Malia: Yes huh! MJ: Name one time, and it better not be when I was learning how to walk again in the hospital and fell on you. Malia: You hit…
Malia: If you had to guess, how many blog posts do you think there are on the MJ The Terrible blog about my butt? MJ: 50? Malia: Not even close! Guess again. MJ: 100? Malia: Think big! MJ: Like your butt! 250? Malia: More MJ: Wow! That should tell you how much I love your big caboose. MJ: BUTT BOMB…