Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“You right. With your feral ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My life sucked before your big booty revolution entered my life on 3-8-2012.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I could be wrong, but I believe God knew I needed more than a stock factory issued plain Jane. And so, I believe he prescribed me my own angel, you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s important to me that you know how much I genuinely deeply love you. I love you deep enough to reach your soul.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“There is a baby in my balls for you if you want to help me get it out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“We need to go to space. Add space to the list of places we need to have sex at.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yes! Space Banging will be a thing someday. Star Back That Ass Up Trek! Float f@cking is next generation sexification.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know what DEI stands for? Doing Extra Intercourse!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Add Mars to the list of places we need to have sex at eventually. Definitely going deep in your ass there.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your butt was built different.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I wanna lay you down on a bed of dildos.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t remember the details at the moment, but that is a later thing. Naked is now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Watch this Jay-Z 1990’s free flow. Can I hit it in the mornin…….” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Stop writing deep feeling poetry shit and do deep penis poetry shit with your husband. Me!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Nice! Naughty Indian, hot woo woo, sexy Pocahontasness. Me cowboy wants you Indian girl make vagina wampum.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am frustrated and need to calm down. Bottom line, I need a quick pronto. Can you facilitate?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When I have to go work at the Space Force Base in Colorado, why don’t we make it a family trip? And maybe we can have some romantic alone time in the mountains to baby make. Thoughts?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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