Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Good morning easy to love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am willing to admit I was wrong, but it is a very close call. After a lot of consideration and study, I am admitting that your heart is actually bigger than your butt. You have a big heart sweetheart.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do I need to do a recount, because your butt is looking awfully ginormous from where I sit.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“MALIA……
Malia’s
Ass
Looks
Incredibly
Awesome” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Rule #1 of baby making…..Don’t pull out! Rule #2 don’t forget Rule #1. Rule #3 could also be don’t forget Rule #1, but I am making it- Lots and lots of attempts!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“And after all of the no sleep, breastfeeding, playing, house stuff, kiddos allergy crankiness, the FBI showing up and messing up the daily routine, you still want to have sex because you want another baby that bad? Fucking alien! The fuck?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You got a pretty mouth Lia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Blue balls 42. Blue balls 42. Hump! Hump! Jizz!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Tittie bonga fifty eleven point O.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Rearrange your guts until it’s time to go?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yeah. I’m in for some Maliatimacy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This is a guarantee. My love for you will go on in purpetittity forever baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Don’t move for a second. I want you to hear this. Thank you for thank you things. You’re awesome baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I like the first one. Can we have a quickie? Did you model those outfits for me because you wanted to turn me on? Yeah you did. Alright.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Affection. Affection. Fection fection. Smash?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“ALL IN! LFG!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are a uniquely special sexy pretty crazy but too much kind woman Malia May Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your natural Cheetos smell is better than the fake vanilla bean product or whatever that is. No offense. Fuck that. You shouldn’t be offended at all. That was meant as a compliment.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Chicken meat….Adult naughty version!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Wanna get a shower with me? I’ll suck your weiner!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia, when the war breaks out between our civilizations, you know, humans and aliens, I will try to be a peace maker, because your kind is wicked awesome, and sexy as f@ck!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The Bible is clear about it. Go forth and multiply. That’s what it says. I got time. You wanna try to multiply before I have to leave?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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