Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“You have Cheetos boonies on. You have a good sense of horny humor.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Mind and body. In other words, mindful and behindful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Mrs. Brownbooty. We been bangin. She won’t leave me alone. No. No. No. She wants to bone.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m too busy to watch porn. You are my porn sexy girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are too mobile to mount woman. When you gonna not be that?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Don’t worry baby cakes. I will always love lust your extra special extraterrestrial ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s inya time with a bonus whisper horny story. Double boom!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m going to jack off into the shower. Do you want me to go in you as a baby making attempt? I know how bad you want a baby. Come get this load baby crazy!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My love language identifies as wanting to be in your love language.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Cave man say…..We go put lips to body in lay down area.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Screwin is what I wanna be doin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am in my love and lust maxxing era woman. What’s wrong with that woman?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yes! It’s please your woman, freakin Malia Monday. I don’t know. Get in here sexy girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You want me to jump your bones after Feisty Fest 2025 earlier? Fine, but I am going to f@ck your ass through the bed!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you are a sexy alien, look at me. See! You’re a sexy alien.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are very easy to please and squeeze 99.99999999% of the time.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sex with you is my cardio.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yes. A Malia McMuffin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Two minutes later……..” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Two minutes later………Again!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“#infatassuation” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 87 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-87-by-malia-may-johnson/
