Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“I’m going to need you to sign a sex risk waiver. It’s so cold my balls might shoot icicles at you and do some damage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Don’t go over there. There’s nothing good over there. Come over here with me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s cold woman. I’m putting the fireplace on for extra romantical effect.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“There are still 4 rooms in this house we have not had sex in. A house ain’t fully lived in until fluids have been shared in every room.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Cock your legs back for my cock sexy girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I like your lips. So much pleasure and happiness has come to me from ‘em.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will make a note to do a pleasure points assessment on that when time allows.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look! Look! Look! Our liquids, probably your liquids, you sexy big butted alien, is friggin blue under this light. This is your alien liquid, isn’t it? Put your vagina under there and let’s see if it looks blue too.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Holy fuckin shit! My liquids glow under the uv light, but your liquids are blue! How do you explain that? Where you from? Uranus? Krypton? Bootytron? Wherever those big ass Avatar aliens are from?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Take me down to paradise city where the snows outside and alien girl is pretty. Oh, won’t you please take me home!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What did your real family, your alien family, from whatever planet you are from, say about me before we got married? Were they against it because they didn’t want you marrying a horny red blooded American man that was going to nonstop hump the shit out you daily, sometimes multiple times a day, bustin all kinds of nuts up in your baby maker, mass producing half human half alien cuter than cute creatures? That’s what happened, huh? I’m really happy right now. You are one in a billion blue gooer.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Men, if your woman’s vagina smells like Cheetos, and she has a giant booty that can’t possibly be human, your chick is probably an alien like mine. Facts!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Before I lay me down to rest, with you laying on my chest. If I should die before I wake, my body you’re probably going to take. To planet your vag goo is blue, you alien Bootytronian.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“V is the letter of the day. V for Valentine’s Day and V for vagina.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia May Johnson…..You have been targeted for sex!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Damn! Malia May all day in this mother fucker! I’ll take it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I care enough not to lie to you. I want to f@ck your ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hey, nobody is home. It’s just us. You got tingles in the vag? Let’s knock boots. You in?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 85 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-85-by-malia-may-johnson/
