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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 85 by Malia May Johnson

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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!

“Where my lover at who requesting a baby? That’s what I’m here for.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“And gluck gluck? I love today! You are a giga wife woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I can’t sleep. Will you come in the bathroom, and we do a quiet quickie so I can sleep?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I don’t mind. I live to love you Michael David Johnson!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Holy shit! My wife is Booty Crocker!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I am borrowing this from my tech bro Elon in order to get you pregnant. That’s right. I have created the Department of Pregnancy Efficiency. I am going to efficiently sex you up and flow jizz in your baby maker until you pee positive on a preggo test.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I am hell bent. I’m hell bent on bending you over.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Some days things work out. Some nights things work that way too.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Eta 20 minutes and if you so much as have even 1 friggin sock on I am going to be massively offended!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You didn’t know it was tickle your tonsils Tuesday? What’s wrong with you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“The eyes are the window to the soul, and you have the biggest most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“All of it baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“This song applies to your butt too. Glory. Glory hallelujah. Glory. Glory. Hallelujah. Your butt looks good in a thong.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Suck. Suck. Who’s there?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Pink winter boobs. I’ll explain later. I love you to death baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Your girl game is strong big booty one.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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