MJ: Why does all the chaos not bother me?
Malia: Because you cause it?
MJ: That’s not it.
Malia: Because you are “MJ The Terrible”?
MJ: No
Malia: Baby! It was a good psyop. Yes, I found holes in it, but it was soooo good. I swear I believe that. 99% of people believe that it was a great psyop.
MJ: See! You don’t believe it. If you thought it was good you would say it looked real.
Malia: It looked real! Alls I’m saying is there was no ambulance or EMT there to rush him to the hospital and the same guy from the 7/13 psyop was there. And wtf with the gun? No gun when he jumped off the building escaping and then he supposedly left it fully assembled in the woods for the Feds to find?
MJ: I hate you. You don’t even believe in Airwolf heroic shit.
Malia: Baby! I live with you every day. You psyop everything, all the time, and you even tell me the bigger the lie the more people will believe it.
MJ: Do you believe in Airwolf or not?
Malia: The whole world is up in arms, psyoped into chaos, but you are concerned about me not believing that a helicopter tv show from the 80’s could possibly really happen in real life. Unbelievable!
MJ: Well……
Malia: Well……
MJ: I’m just going to leave this here for you – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULfmowbNlK0
MJ: And you didn’t watch much of the best psyop of 2025!
Malia: I have our children to take care of while you are out there creating a 24/7 narrative movie for the world to watch that I don’t have time to watch 100% of. I have watched as much as I can of it though. It is really good baby, minus some minor glitches. I try to be the best wife and mom ever, and I also make myself available for all of the sex you want anytime you want it.
MJ: Yeah, you’re awesome. I love you endless woman.
Malia: But you still want me to believe in a helicopter hero?
MJ: Yeah
Malia: At this point, I have heard and seen so much ridiculousness that I could believe just about anything is possible. Back when we were dating and getting to know each other, you would say things that literally were fascinating and terrifying and the same time, like- “The stranger, the more confusing, the messier the details look, the easier it is to bury the truth under lies/narratives. Confusion isn’t an accident.” I would start to freak out a little bit and then you would be cute and silly fun you, after saying something like that, and that’s what made me realize you were “MJ The Terrible” for the country, and the real you with me.
MJ: What did I do after the psyop comment that was cute and silly me?
Malia: Well, you would say a scarier kind of comment and then be like- “Do you like fried pickles? Let’s get some. I have to pee. I will be right back.” Then you tripped over something and said- “Pretend like you didn’t see that. That wasn’t supposed to happen.” Stuff like that.
Malia: Hey…… I am almost there with believing Airwolf could be realistic, but if you went down on me, I think I would be fully convinced.
MJ: I can do that.
Malia: Thank you for being yourself around me. I love you so much. I mean it!
MJ: I fell in love with you at first sight and I have loved you more and more with each passing day.
Malia: I know you mean corny stuff like that. I love you back that way and forward forever and ever. So there!
MJ: When sex?
Malia: 3:33 PM?
MJ: That’s a very exact time.
Malia: Or any time around there. I love and lust you!
MJ: 3:69 it is!
Malia: K. Let me know and I will be there naked! XOXO
3 AM Helicopter Landing In Our Backyard Last Night – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/3-am-helicopter-landing-in-our-backyard-last-night/
