Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“I do love your curves.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When I pull your pants down, boom! Your giganotosaurus booty is right there. I look at it, marvel, and think, there is so much to unpack here.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“How’d it go smoke show?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The booty force is with you sweetheart.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hey vagina! Good to see you. I missed you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“President Trump signed the executive sex order today! I can’t believe you haven’t heard about it. Yup. Effective immediately, couples are ordered to fuck! True story…ish.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Booty! Booty! Booty! Bring it! Bring it! Bring it to me!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m so pent up with sex energy! I can’t wait to molly wop your vagine!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Woman, it is! It’s legal and all that! The Breach of Booty Act is a pro-sexual feeling, you need sexual healing, act. Have sex now? Yes we do!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can admit it. I’m in love with your lovin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Okay. I do dat.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Been spending 13 years of my life, livin in your booty paradise.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to talk about your weapons grade sexiness. That’s what the fuck I wanna talk about!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s cold outside and nippily in here. Praise Jesus!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Lucky me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am pretty sure I saw both of your hands over there at the same time my pants were being undone and not by me. It’s alien sexy shit. I know baby. It’s okay. It’s all good.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Let’s go!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“There’s no booty like yo booty, I know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I guarantee a man created this unzip the goodies clothes situation right here.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“MJaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy! You got some lovin me to do. If you wanna??” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 83 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-83-by-malia-may-johnson/
