Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Meat sword! Meat sword! Meat sword! Meat freakin sword!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No f@cking way! You Malialoniaed for me? I f@cking love you so much baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My heart identifies as loved. My dick identifies as satisfied, and my balls identify as empty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m cashing it in Malia May! Holy shit am I cashing in the bang check I done earned! As the police tell perps they’re arresting…Spread’em!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love you more than anything, and I am going to lust you hardcore in count down from 30 to zero, and boom!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You want the tongue? You are getting tongued! Like the garage door, open up!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have a slight headache, but I think stress could be part of it. You got time for quickie to see if it is the cure for my headache?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I knew there was a reason I married you! Butt inya time! Brilliant!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You hear people say ridiculous. You never hear people say rivagineulous. Clearly sexism, because your vagina is worthy of whatever the fuck I just said.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Now that we have tried this brilliant new idea of yours, I can confirm that there is nothing better in the bedroom than butt inya time!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Butt inya time is out of time but butt quickie time will work? Hell yeah it will work. Let’s go!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Cheeto smell. She got that Cheeto smell don’t you know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Remove thine hand from thine vagine! This is a job for Super Husband The Terrible!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Inya time is lazy lovin gone right.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What do you do when you hear your family pulling up to the house? You switch a longie into a quickie and finish up your business right quick.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’ve got a two wets you goals today. One wet you goal is to make your eyes water with happy tears. The other wet you goal is to make your vagine wet with horniness. They could happen simultaneously. I don’t know. Wait to see.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m feelin clappie. Meaning I want to clap your luscious as f@ck cheeks!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 82 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-82-by-malia-may-johnson/
