Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Well booty hallelujah Miss Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Cavity search, and I don’t mean teeth!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s Cockra Chakra you sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do you know what the largest Viagra in the world looks like? Your ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Dick booty suplexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Walk around naked and find out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That is how the Japanese do it. They call it a cock kamikaze. Well, they might. I don’t know. It sounded good.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Let’s see how much jizz I can blast up in ya.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am only trying to immerse myself in your booty. Don’t be a hater.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am cohabitating you at the moment. You can’t move yet. 5 more minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When your butt hits my eye, like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’ve got a solid 15 if you want to booty trap me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia! What the fuck is wrong with you? You are smart, sympathetic, empathetic, kind, thoughtful, beautiful, an incredible mom, an incredible wife, and the best example of a Proverbs31 woman I have ever known! When we met, you were a total shift in the universe! Wait, are you psyoping me? You are, aren’t you? Are you being hard on yourself so I will flood you with compliments? Uh huh. And now you’re naked with a big shit eating sexy grin on your face. God help me. What am I going to do with this crazy alien goddess woman?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you think you could escape Macho Man The Terrible? Oh no sweet girl. You can’t escape the lovin I got for you. Oh no, no, no. Macho Man The Terrible is coming off the top rope on that ass. Ohhhh yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look, you can have custom boonies made. I think I’m going to get you these and have them put Extremely Bootymatic on’em.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Aww. You wrapped your vagina in newspaper boonies. That is great news.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ain’t nothin wrong with getting down and dirty with your woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What I am about to say is corny, but I think it’s true. Sex is spiritual. For real.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My baby stops drops and rolls before sex. But I love her.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-81-by-malia-may-johnson/
