Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Holding you brings peace to the world. I swear it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A tittie choke slam solves many problems.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m literally inside your head. It’s good to be me right now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“RFK Jr was on a podcast the other day talking about how healthy having sex is for couples. He is about to be the Secretary of Health and Human Services. That ninja knows what he’s talking about. What are you doing right now?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I know. I know. I know. Make babies not war. Get your fuckin clothes off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are awesome in ways Malia May Johnsonian! You can even make babies like all of Elon’s baby momma’s combined.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sex is a lot like electronics. Unplug it and plug it back in again.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are your cheeks in the clapping area yet?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sensual kisses are where it starts. Facts!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia May Johnson…….You are about to be taken.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“How do you not know how beautiful you are? You’re retarded.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love the Mexican shake your shit dance you do wearing the high heels with the straps and shit.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you were her, you would be Bootyrina Farms.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You want me to fadiddle your nether region baby cakes?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m just glad an alien broad like you loves a guy with a crazy life like me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sick sex? With all the snot and everything?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Alright! Enough with that business. Show me a tittie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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