Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“No! I’m not waiting for you to shave your bottom half. I’m willing to risk death from your sexy porcupine legs!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are devastatingly beautiful my love. So glad you’re mine.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have to ass slap while you’re back there. It’s an unwritten rule of sex I think.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“We date. We mate. It’s great. Don’t be late. I love you to death and bye.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My hands moved faster than my mouth with words. What are you gonna do?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look at my dick. Hard! What words do I need to say?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That ninja said lower cumbar. Not lower lumbar. Get your mind into the gutter Mrs. Johnson. At least for the next hour or so.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This a rock you back to let gravity work yoga deep jizz move.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“As we begin our initial descent into hits of the 80’s, I would like to ask the sexy big bootysaurus goddess on the bed to spread those beautiful legs wide open for this guy right here to invade. Attack!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yeah woman! I’m going to sex traffic you…..to myself!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The blowjob alarm clock is one of my favorite favorites, ever.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have two words for you…….Conjugal visit!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Because you want me to smash your squish box?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have a sexy aura about you. I have always noticed it. Probably alien technology shit from the alien planet you came from, but regardless, I like it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Keep it sexy, sexy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Fuckin A! Fuck! Baby! Woman! Get the fuck outta here! No, you don’t! Kiss me beautiful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 79 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-79-by-malia-may-johnson/
