Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your ass is growing out of control. It’s bootier than ever. It’s not a bad thing. What?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Listen to this fancy but nasty word for sexy business…. undulating.” Michael “MJ…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “No! I’m not waiting for you to shave your bottom half. I’m willing to risk death from your sexy porcupine legs!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are devastatingly beautiful my love. So glad you’re…