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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 53 by Malia May Johnson

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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!

“Orgasm Orgasm Orgasm, Oi Oi Oi.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You know you are my both. You are my love and my skeet material.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You are absolutely glowing right now. I think this is the most beautiful I have ever seen you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You don’t have to sell me on it. I volunteer.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I am sure that I will be stressed to the max when I get home tonight and need and want to slay the shit out of you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Thank you God for sex. I really love it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Every time our family keeps the kids, what happens? We fornicate like rabbits.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Mood lighting….boom! Romantic music……boom! Rose peddles that kind of get in the way, but for some reason people do it…..boom! Things that do pleasurable things……boom! Chocolate dipped sexy food……boom! All of the booms…..boom!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and heaven hath no pleasure like a woman with baby fever or a woman that has a baby and has preggo horny hormones running wild.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Coochie smoochie for youchoochie?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Leave us alone for a night and now there’s clothes, sheets, sex fluids everywhere. Unbelievable!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“What is the preggo hormone that makes you horny all the time again? It’s not sexytosin, but what is it?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“It felt too good. My dick couldn’t hold out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Basically, you are the exact opposite of a boogerwoof.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Well, my mood has certainly done a 180. Thank you sexy girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Imma go ahead and add that to the Malia is an alien list things.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Booty gymnastics. Woo!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Why are you so good to me? You know I need you like crops need rain, right?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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