My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 118 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You holding me after sex, during sex sort of, after sex, at night, or just whenever is viscerally the most satisfying experiences of my life, minus of course family/experiences with our kiddos.” Malia May Johnson “Reach around. Stroke you. Glaze you. What else?” Malia May…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can be quick and quiet, but full on no rules get it on sexy passion romance business is my favorite you know, doin it kind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “She gots an hourglass…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 117 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I’m in feisty mode! Biting is fair play just fyi.” Malia May Johnson “Sex therapy?” Malia May Johnson “Maybe a “stress relieving massage” would help?” Malia May Johnson “Yah! Cumpotico!” Malia May Johnson “When you going to start making jokes about my butt might be…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “A 1.5 earthquake just happened. I almost died. It would have killed 10 normal men. Just kidding. I love you to death baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let’s handle that and then handle…
MJ: It is very interesting working on this anti digital domestic violence project. Malia: Are you learning how to not hit me anymore? MJ: What? I have never hit you! Malia: Yes huh! MJ: Name one time, and it better not be when I was learning how to walk again in the hospital and fell on you. Malia: You hit…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Wrong! Why? I’ll tell you why. It’s called childbearing hips.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A lot of people marry somebody because their hot and like having sex with them. I married you for a…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 116 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am trying to indulge and enjoy you. You don’t want to fight against that, do you?” Malia May Johnson “I am not opening my eyes until you kiss me.” Malia May Johnson “Did you see what I did? I literally was trying to do…
MJ: Why does all the chaos not bother me? Malia: Because you cause it? MJ: That’s not it. Malia: Because you are “MJ The Terrible”? MJ: No Malia: Baby! It was a good psyop. Yes, I found holes in it, but it was soooo good. I swear I believe that. 99% of people believe that it was a great psyop.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “All of you forever. Nothing else.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Alien woman! Don’t stay away from me. Alien woman. Let’s make a baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Co-masturbation relations. You’re too much woman.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 115 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I had baby rabies, and we had babies. But since we’re probably at the end of our baby making run, make the last one, I would say now I have more like super turbo baby rabies on steroids. Are you going to do me now?”…