Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you aren’t an Alien, you’re damn sure a Bootypotamus.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “We will sex game it. Love you Mega Booty Pretty Titties Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would even…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 120 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hey! I can quickie with the best of’em Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson “To fill up my love cup, because I would like that very much.” Malia May Johnson “#ilovethroathuggingyou” Malia May Johnson “But it did end a bout of euphoria doh.” Malia May…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 119 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I wouldn’t want you to be touch starved.” Malia May Johnson “Oh! Are you bringing back the “No blow, no go” policy? I’m in if you are. Because awesome wifing is what I do.” Malia May Johnson “I actually have heard that studies suggest sperm…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3 things you are…… Alien. Nubian. Bootyian.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Studies suggest sperm is a natural antidepressant for women. I am saying that because I want to sperm you, but it is also…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 118 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You holding me after sex, during sex sort of, after sex, at night, or just whenever is viscerally the most satisfying experiences of my life, minus of course family/experiences with our kiddos.” Malia May Johnson “Reach around. Stroke you. Glaze you. What else?” Malia May…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can be quick and quiet, but full on no rules get it on sexy passion romance business is my favorite you know, doin it kind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “She gots an hourglass…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 117 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I’m in feisty mode! Biting is fair play just fyi.” Malia May Johnson “Sex therapy?” Malia May Johnson “Maybe a “stress relieving massage” would help?” Malia May Johnson “Yah! Cumpotico!” Malia May Johnson “When you going to start making jokes about my butt might be…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “A 1.5 earthquake just happened. I almost died. It would have killed 10 normal men. Just kidding. I love you to death baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let’s handle that and then handle…
MJ: It is very interesting working on this anti digital domestic violence project. Malia: Are you learning how to not hit me anymore? MJ: What? I have never hit you! Malia: Yes huh! MJ: Name one time, and it better not be when I was learning how to walk again in the hospital and fell on you. Malia: You hit…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Wrong! Why? I’ll tell you why. It’s called childbearing hips.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A lot of people marry somebody because their hot and like having sex with them. I married you for a…