Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you aren’t an Alien, you’re damn sure a Bootypotamus.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “We will sex game it. Love you Mega Booty Pretty Titties Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would even…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3 things you are…… Alien. Nubian. Bootyian.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Studies suggest sperm is a natural antidepressant for women. I am saying that because I want to sperm you, but it is also…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can be quick and quiet, but full on no rules get it on sexy passion romance business is my favorite you know, doin it kind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “She gots an hourglass…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 117 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I’m in feisty mode! Biting is fair play just fyi.” Malia May Johnson “Sex therapy?” Malia May Johnson “Maybe a “stress relieving massage” would help?” Malia May Johnson “Yah! Cumpotico!” Malia May Johnson “When you going to start making jokes about my butt might be…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “A 1.5 earthquake just happened. I almost died. It would have killed 10 normal men. Just kidding. I love you to death baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let’s handle that and then handle…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Wrong! Why? I’ll tell you why. It’s called childbearing hips.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A lot of people marry somebody because their hot and like having sex with them. I married you for a…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 116 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am trying to indulge and enjoy you. You don’t want to fight against that, do you?” Malia May Johnson “I am not opening my eyes until you kiss me.” Malia May Johnson “Did you see what I did? I literally was trying to do…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “All of you forever. Nothing else.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Alien woman! Don’t stay away from me. Alien woman. Let’s make a baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Co-masturbation relations. You’re too much woman.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 115 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I had baby rabies, and we had babies. But since we’re probably at the end of our baby making run, make the last one, I would say now I have more like super turbo baby rabies on steroids. Are you going to do me now?”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes First Half of 2025 Compilation By Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “How do you not recognize that I am eyeing you like you are an ice cream sundae on a hot suer day? The f Johnson?” Malia May Johnson “It is Black history month. If you don’t bang me you’re racist? Remember…